A real-life horror story: The seven worst starts to a season at Bolton Wanderers

2.5% is a lot.

2.5% of my time is spent away from Nuts.

And I do all the washing, ironing, general tidying up, dog walking, shopping, fetching and carrying and other shit in that time.

Do not underestimate that 2.5%.

I did that when I got married.

Look at me now.

A mere shadow.......

Be stong!  We'll get through this together.  Tomorrow at 5.01 will be the time you realise  we have a future! Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but soon and for the rest of your life.   (Chicken)

Ok, I'll be stong.

(Was that a Casablanca reference?)

JAH wrote:Personally I think you're all a bunch of cunts, except for Karly. An interesting article ruined by a load of fucking inbreds!

Pot kettle

You couldn't have proved my point better Boggersbelief. Well done!

I just fancied a brew, mate. Calm down

Is he ok Boggers?

He's a bit of a strange one

He's not been bit by bread has he? Send a doctor.

He's worse than bread, now that is saying something

Impossible .

Pack it in guys!

If this carries on then the pair of you can go and have the weekend off!

I'll play my part too - no more poking, I promise.