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Re: Dinner - Part 3 Thu Dec 24 2015, 18:52
Definitely not crossing that line again!Breadman wrote:karlypants wrote:Thai chicken and rice for me once the fat egg is out of the bath!
Quick tip, mate:
They don't like it when you make jokes like that when they're pregnant.
And they get quite hormonal and they can legally kill you and get away with it as a result.
Just a bit of friendly advice from a bloke who was once attacked with a mop and subsequently couldn't see out of one eye for a week....
Re: Dinner - Part 3 Thu Dec 24 2015, 18:56 Re: Dinner - Part 3 Thu Dec 24 2015, 18:57No "F" for fantastic or fabulous then?Breadman wrote:The following adjectives are on an official list that you are allowed to use:
Radiant
Glowing
Blooming
Beautiful
Stick with them.
Do not, under any circumstances, use the "F" word.
Re: Dinner - Part 3 Thu Dec 24 2015, 19:00
Re: Dinner - Part 3 Thu Dec 24 2015, 19:04Just the usual then.Breadman wrote:
You should be safe with those.
Seriously though, even if she looks like an elephant with trapped wind, just lie.
Re: Dinner - Part 3 Fri Dec 25 2015, 13:16 Re: Dinner - Part 3 Fri Dec 25 2015, 13:45Mr Magoo wrote:Christmas dinner
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