shaking up the football league

I was thinking how infuriating it must be for season ticket holders and those who go week in week out when we have such a dross performance and the game fizzles out at 0-0.

Its infuriating listening to it but spending your hard earned and it being such an anti climax must be like pulling a stunner only to take her keks off and realise she is tash Whittam from Preston.

Anyway, if you was in charge of the league and could change the rules to try and make the games more exciting what would you do.

My first thought was to introduce 2 points per team for a score draw, hopefully encouraging teams to go for more goals. What do you reckon?

Every team should have a joker they can play twice a season.

When you play your joker you can have 15 players on the pitch for the entire match.

Two of whom are armed with laser cannon.

One of the opposition must wear a target on his back and if you hit him, any goals you've already scored immediately count double.

Just off the top of my head.....

10 minutes of each half must be played with a rugby ball.

Might even improve our passing.

If it's 0-0 with 10 minutes left 4 players from each side have to be taken off (and possibly shot.)

12 minute purge in the second half. Giving supporters that chance to finally twat the referee

At least a couple of times a game the team must stand around and do fuck all and let the other team score some goals. It won't be a problem for us as we started doing it in 2009 to prepare for the change.

The multi-ball system for throw-ins is pretty much universally adopted now isn't it?

Stick an explosive charge in one of them but don't let the players know which one.

This will encourage teams to play one-touch football and stop them dwelling on the ball.

Any excuse to post this.

The team with the most debt start the season with 25 points.

The team with the most money start on minus 10, unless they are willing to pay a £180 million fine to the team at the top. If they do they swap positions.

Manda has to play at least 1 game for each of the teams.

Sorry Manda.

The team at the top of the league has to have Owen Coyle as their manager next season. The team finishing second has Sammy Lee, third have Freeman, fourth Megson, and so on down until the team finishing in the bottom two gets Fergusson and Mourinho.

That should equal things up a bit!

All teams must play 3 people born within the town associated with the club

1 under 21 must be played

The last twenty mins it's 5 a side.

Reintroduce the 10 yard rule for gobby players who mither the referee- means that anyone who plays Chelsea would gain about 200 yards per game

boltonbonce wrote:Manda has to play at least 1 game for each of the teams.

Sorry Manda.

you little scamp!! Actually the offensive thing about this photo is that he is wearing a Team Bath kit. Team Bath were a uni team, run with public funds, which ended up joining the league before they were disbanded. We hate them. Imagine how most Bolton fans view Bury, Utd, Citeh, all rolled together, that is 1% of the hatred Bath City has for Team Bath!

Oops! Sorry again Manda.

Their youth policy clearly wasn't working.