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a deal for my dear dad bonce

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1a deal for my dear dad bonce Empty a deal for my dear dad bonce Sat Dec 12 2015, 12:14

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Heres the deal.

You dont quit or retire and for my 10000th post i will write the most beautiful elegant poem about bruce forsyth you will have no choice but ahed buckets of tears.

Deal?

Oh and i wont retire either.

Just so you know, in the poem there will be a massive huge shock that will blow your socks off

2a deal for my dear dad bonce Empty Re: a deal for my dear dad bonce Sat Dec 12 2015, 12:17

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

neither of you are going anywhere is that clear  Evil or Very Mad

3a deal for my dear dad bonce Empty Re: a deal for my dear dad bonce Sat Dec 12 2015, 12:18

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And as a final sweetner. All the bum chums will change their avi to their favourite pic of brucie for one week. (Sorry guys)

4a deal for my dear dad bonce Empty Re: a deal for my dear dad bonce Sat Dec 12 2015, 12:20

karlypants

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Sounds like a good deal! Very Happy

5a deal for my dear dad bonce Empty Re: a deal for my dear dad bonce Sat Dec 12 2015, 12:21

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And uncle bread will wear pants for at least an hour a day (but i can't make him promise)

6a deal for my dear dad bonce Empty Re: a deal for my dear dad bonce Sat Dec 12 2015, 12:22

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

y2johnny wrote:And uncle bread will wear pants for at least an hour a day (but i can't make him promise)
 well that's just unrealistic isn't it? We all know he likes to let his tackle roam free

7a deal for my dear dad bonce Empty Re: a deal for my dear dad bonce Sat Dec 12 2015, 12:24

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We don't ALL know that Smile

8a deal for my dear dad bonce Empty Re: a deal for my dear dad bonce Sat Dec 12 2015, 12:25

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Your desperation knows no bounds. :facepalm:

9a deal for my dear dad bonce Empty Re: a deal for my dear dad bonce Sat Dec 12 2015, 12:25

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So you'll stay

10a deal for my dear dad bonce Empty Re: a deal for my dear dad bonce Sat Dec 12 2015, 12:37

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

a deal for my dear dad bonce Giphy

11a deal for my dear dad bonce Empty Re: a deal for my dear dad bonce Sat Dec 12 2015, 12:37

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Guest

In taking that as a yes

12a deal for my dear dad bonce Empty Re: a deal for my dear dad bonce Sat Dec 12 2015, 12:39

Chairmanda

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Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Boncey has to stay, he failed to read the small print in the "funniest poster" poll. The winner has to post a minimum of 10 times a day to defend their title. Phew! Even if that is not as prolific as we are used to, then we are better with crumbs than nowt. Now, as for you y2j, so glad to hear you aren't retiring either, and as for your poem re the big Brucie shock news, I really don't know how you are going to find rhymes for engine oil, harpsichord, and Debbie McGee?

13a deal for my dear dad bonce Empty Re: a deal for my dear dad bonce Sat Dec 12 2015, 12:42

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Got just watch. I can rhyme anything

14a deal for my dear dad bonce Empty Re: a deal for my dear dad bonce Sat Dec 12 2015, 12:46

Chairmanda

Chairmanda
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

http://www.rhymer.com/

there you go y2j, hope it helps...

15a deal for my dear dad bonce Empty Re: a deal for my dear dad bonce Sat Dec 12 2015, 12:50

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y2johnny wrote:Got just watch. I can rhyme anything

Finish this then:

If you have an orange,
Don't stick it on a plinth,

Very Happy

16a deal for my dear dad bonce Empty Re: a deal for my dear dad bonce Sat Dec 12 2015, 12:56

Sluffy

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y2johnny wrote:Got just watch. I can rhyme anything

Try these then!

Orange, purple, and silver.

Very Happy


Edit - just seen Orange = minge!?!

Laughing



Last edited by Sluffy on Sat Dec 12 2015, 12:58; edited 2 times in total

17a deal for my dear dad bonce Empty Re: a deal for my dear dad bonce Sat Dec 12 2015, 12:56

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Breadman wrote:
y2johnny wrote:Got just watch. I can rhyme anything

Finish this then:

If you have an orange,
Don't stick it on a plinth,
Rub it on nats burnt minge,
And add etic to the end of synth.


Very Happy

18a deal for my dear dad bonce Empty Re: a deal for my dear dad bonce Sat Dec 12 2015, 12:57

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Sluffy wrote:
y2johnny wrote:Got just watch. I can rhyme anything

Try these then!

Orange, purple, silver, beige.

Very Happy

Big minge

People

Big bear

Sage

19a deal for my dear dad bonce Empty Re: a deal for my dear dad bonce Sat Dec 12 2015, 12:58

Chairmanda

Chairmanda
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

try "nightmare" as is what it would be if boncey left....

20a deal for my dear dad bonce Empty Re: a deal for my dear dad bonce Sat Dec 12 2015, 12:59

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Don't make me cry Bonce! Sad

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