Oh Dear! Please No!

Danny Butterfield has been released by Premier League Southampton.

Can't imagine why.

One of the worst footballer names ever.

According to the Mirror (?) the worst footballer names ever (excluding our beloved Danny Shittu) are:
Wayne Wanklyn (Reading)
Christian Fuchs (Shalke) who prompted the famous headline "Fuchs off to Man Utd?"
Mario Turdo (out of contract!)
Andre Muff
Bernt Haas
Brian Pinas
Johan de Kock
Rafael Scheidt
Argelico Fucks (known as....Argel)
Fabian Assman
Rod Fanni
Ralf Minge
Hans-Jorg Butt
Quim
Stefan Kuntz

In other news...

Fulham boss Martin Jol’s brothers Richard and Cornelius are known as Dick and Cock . “What’s so funny about this?” the scary Dutchman once raged to a Tottenham press conference, as journos stifled their giggles. “Cock is a common name in the Netherlands.”

The number one club in the Peruvian Andes, widely criticised in the mid-‘00s for moving their stadium to the city of Cerro de Pasco, 4,380 above sea level, are named after a local tribe… Deportivo Wanka

I guess Danny Butterfield isn't so bad a name.

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There used to be a baseball player called Rusty Kuntz

We're gonna Wanchope your Dickov was a good song for the City fans.

I like Rod Fanni the best. lololol.

I swear on my life this is true, there was a lad at secondary school a year ahead of me who was called Wayne Carr. lmfao. Poor bastard never stood a chance.

A bit closer to home, what about Nicholas Butt!!!!!!!

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There used to be a baseball player called Rusty Kuntz

You mean Ginger Minge?

There was a basket baller called
Randy Duck