Here is a selection of the Tweets sent to BWFC Chairman Phil Gartside after last night's cup defeat to League One Crawley Town. I like to think of them as an extended letter to our Dear Uncle Phil.
Is TSO58 a Natasha Fan Club Member?
Is TSO58 a Natasha Fan Club Member?
MrMattJIrvine surveys the structural damage to BWFC:coyle out di canio in. owen coyle is a tacticlly inept clueless cunt #coyleout
grantmitchell74 is one of Uncle Phil's numpties:it's unbelievable! He doesn't have a clue about anything. @pagartside and coyle have destroyed our club #coyleout #clueless #twat
j1mwah84 suspects someone is sleeping on the job:Have a word with that numpty of a manager 4.5.1 winning so the idiot changes to 4.4.2 then concede #wtf goes thru his ed
I reckon gazbwfc82 will be camping out to see Nat Lofthouse's statue:Wakey wakey time Phil #coyleout
boltonjeff would throw good money after bad:Don't forget to lay a wreath on the way out of our club @pagartside - now we are a laughing stock!!!!!!
It's all too much for NiallBurke26 to take and he gets a little personal:get the cheque book out we need midfielders a decent striker and players that can defend SORT IT OUT!!!!!!
stanfordwhites has been duped by the glossy A4 season ticket brochure:SACK THAT STUPID JOCK TWAT YOU FAT OLD MELTED WELLY FACED CUNT
lee2k60 is unhappy about nepotism at Euxton and favours performance related pay:2 season tickets how daft am I?
Phil's eyesight is of concern to 007Beardsworth:it's all jobs for the boys. I also sent a genuine message to you about the players refunding us supporters who have endured dreadful performances. No reply?
shadowfax64 has named himself after Gandalf's horse but he's not the embarassment:how long do we have to put up with this idiot. Sack him now b4 It's to late. Can you not see ?
Vague advice from scotty_smityourself ...the board ..and coyle are an embarassment to the club...supporters and the town itself.
Ash_Dicko has deep feelings for Owen, Phil:Do the right fucking thing,
leafy6 just wants someone to listen, just for once. Won't someone please just listen to me Uncle Phil?Please get coyle out! I love him as a person but he's a rubbish manager! #coyleout #BWFC
AdamStreet12 suspects our prospective new signing has hitherto unknown talent:I know u will ignore the fans you usually do
I suspect Alexi2088's chosen hashtag is unlikely to Trend:£3million for spearing? Must give a great blowjob
If tommyc58 is a camel's back, last night's tactics are the last straw:What a fucking disgrace.this bafoon is destroying our club!he thinks a team consists of a front 4 and that's it #whataplonka
kris_harwood must think Uncle Phil chooses the formation and Owen is his messenger boy:I've snapped now, tactically retarded
gib8sy thinks an English manager might fare better at the helm:fuck your 442
robleighton1 disagrees, it's not Coyle who needs to go:Fuck off and take that Scottish prick with you
A polite request from gaz_lister:In my opinion its @pagartside who needs to get his head out his arse and resign the waffle headed cunt.
I hope for tgee92's sake that the football league pyramid system can accommodate BWFC's freefall:please could you ask Owen why bringing on a striker when 1-0 up with 10mins to go is a good football tactic?
I also hope glenbwfc was hammered when he sent this to Uncle Phil:we used to be a team united struggled against drawing with b.munich now we are dyer and will be in league 7
A heartfelt plea from an old friend Big_Sharps:he needs to fuck off to clueless cunt shudda gone instead of big same gartside ur a cunt
gra_gem001 wants to bring Uncle Phil back to earth with a rude bump:I am begging you please do not sanction the transfer of Jay Spearing to #bwfc
@asimms36 alo wants Phil to notice him, but pretends otherwise:When are you going to pull your head out the fucking clouds and sack Coyle.
Uncle Phil has betrayed four generations of tim_rigby's family:Was going to tweet @pagartside about the sorry state of our club until I realised the pillock doesn't give a toss
please explain why you have not sacked Owen Coyle? I have had a season ticket since I was 4 and I am genuinely disgusted tonight
twiggybw1 thinks Uncle Phil should bow his head right now:I think I deserve a response Phil, my great grandpa, grandpa, father and I have always had season tickets, I deserve an answer
_MatthewJames_ sparks rumours that John McEnroe is a Wanderer:piss off Gartside n take the useless piece of shit you call a manager with you. hang your head in shame.
asimms36 asks an obvious, but one would hope, stupid, question:You cant be serious, you twat
And finally, kris_harwood has put his finger on the crux of our problems:to what level has Owen Coyle taken his coaching badges
We lose Fred Barber, but have a 20 stone kit man