Dear Uncle Phil: Hull City

What do the denizens of Bolton have to say to Uncle Phil about today's performance and result? Remember people, these are just the ones who are allowed on the Internet.


Today's letter to Uncle Phil starts early doors with this from joesnow8787

just pop west ham game on and see what team we use have until you fucked us over being a tight bastard!!

manicsid isn't sure what comes after '3'

now 9 games lets not fuck this season up sack that prick NOW

It's groundhog day for mbleaks

what's today's excuse going to be? We should have won bla bla bla

James_Edmundson wants Coyle to be sacked while doing a radio interview

if you keep Owen Coyle as the manager of my club which you claim to support you would fire him at 5 o clock tonight! #CoyleOut

benjamminmoore tries a different tack entirely

please sack coyle:) thanks

nathanbwfc hasn't heard about the new chippy that's opened on Deane Lane

get coyle out he is ruining bolton !!!!

We're all in it together, hopes JoshTurnerBwfc

I hope you're watching the same old shite that we are every week Phil

djoeparkinson takes a leaf out of the Amos Meltdown Handbook, bringing Nat into it

Coyle out!! You aswell if it wasnt for you big sam would still be here!!!!!! #saveourclub #you'veletnatdown #shit

Poor TRobbie1967 doesn't realise that particular ship has sailed

Time you looked for a new manager b4 its to late and the fans turn on you

I don't know what markob28's obsession with subatomic particles is.

worse record than meson!!

PhilFletcherr takes Uncle Phil on a trip down memory lane

You sacked Megson after a 2-2 draw against Hull. We are LOSING 3-1 to Hull. Are you going to sack Coyle? Are you balls.

JoshDevaughan considers a bovine approach

Get your fucking head out your ass and fire this useless cunt we'll be playing League One football soon #GrowSomeBulls #BWFC

A message for RobWbwfc - dictionaries are useful too

sack the manager please! His usefull!

s_hardwick chucks a Marvin Gaye reference at Uncle Phil

how much more of this shit do we have to see Phil before you get a fucking hold on what's goin on

Mattholland2209 has a potty mouth

This is a fucking joke! You n that tit Coyle are fucking morons

It looks like @BWFC_blog might be collecting for Lifeline in the Daubhill and Morris Green area soon, fingers crossed

Dear @pagartside, I've won the Premier League 15 yrs in a row with #BWFC on Football Manager. Can I have a job please?!

j1mwah84 also uses the Lofthouse Low Blow, as I've decided to name it

Nat would turn in his grave at this spineless rubbish. That comes from the manager. Act now. #CoyleOut

FelixFarrar has the keen sense of humour of a 5 year old with special needs

time for the clown to go, we're not a circus! were the one and only wanderers! #bwfc #coyleout

You may remember NiallBurke26's melted welly Tweet after Crawley. He's back.

17 months we've been consistently FUCKING SHIT! Is that not enough? No matter how much Coyle gargles you balljuice? #FUCKOFF!!!!

A heartfelt plea all the way from the South Atlantic from ManuelVillarreal

I am Argentine, Bolton fan. Please chairman, Owen Coyle dismisses. No tactic for the defense!

Twitter: instruct and abuse in 140 characters or fewer.

sack coyle resign and fuck off you useless twat

get rid of coyle now, then do us all a favour and fuck off yourself. #gartsideout!

Can you and your chuckle brother Owen Coyle please FUCK OFF!!

get rid of Coyle & then you can resign as well.

extremesnc wants improved animal feeding facilities at the club. Why not?

do the right thing phil and change the manger now before its too late #killingtheclub

How does David4Charnock keep the money on hold? I actually have to pay to watch.

talk about money what about all the money us loyal fans keep pending to watch shower of shit football

jackgibbs21 wants to know if Phil has found a decent stream.

You watchin this you useless cunt??

BWFCstbby hasn't quite got the whole hashtag thing sussed

have some #BALLS #GetCoyleOut #GrowaPair

second thoughts tell Coyle to FOOK OFF #NotWanted

The whole testicles thing is gaining momentum. Viral testes anyone?

Grow some balls and sack him. You know you have to. So do it.

#coyleout come on Phil grow a pair and make it happen

krisconvery wants money not to go to the Reebok. Sluffy will do it for free.

£400 and I'd consider staying away.

one totally out of leftfield from odobashich

let Petrov be manager

Is Martin Petrov the answer to our prayers after all? bwfcparks also thinks so

got a crackin idea fo u phil pal, tell ur empolyee play petrov. If not, then fuck him off

TSO58 is heading to the top of the charts with this catchy little number

da da da da fuckin useless da da da da fuckin useless da da da da fuckin useless

Uncle Phil hits back at _Dec

Phil gartside has blocked me

RyanHOTC is one cool motherfucker as far as I'm concerned. Can you dig it bro?

Hey @pagartside

Get Coyle out bro

Fresh filming 'The Hobbit', peterjackson89 weighs in to the debate

Sort it out you useless prick that Scottish tossers got to go!

I always thought 'bellend' was all one word. Not according to DannyHalliganBW

Coyle Out u thick clueless mong, only way things are gonna improve wake up & smell the coffee u bell end !

TS058 throws another custard pie at Uncle Phil

c'mon phil man up and reply, you were quick to slag fans off last season for doubting him. smug cunt

I didn't realise Phil Gartside was Jewish. Did you? brewster1991 is in the know on these matters

I fucking hate every bone in your body, just quit no one wants u at the club. Jew bitch

Some fans are already looking to the future

give Lofty the job

employ Sean Dyche

Mick McCarthy or di canio in please or hierro

Gus Poyet...Paoulo Di Canio!

Roy keane he belt some passion into them average joes

Shall I tell gavmartin8, or do you want to?

id have got us 3 points today managing the team but coyle cant because tactically he is clueless. play 4-5-1!

Absolutely love this one.

17 months we've been consistently FUCKING SHIT! Is that not enough? No matter how much Coyle gargles you balljuice? #FUCKOFF!!!!

love how he puts a question mark after balljuice.

imagine Ron Burgundy saying it.

Great work Largehat

Brilliant!

I've changed my mind, I want Coyle to stay just so I can read this every week.

The simple ones are the funniest:

Phil gartside has blocked me

You're right Natasha. I love the Argentinian one for that reason.

I am Argentine, Bolton fan. Please chairman, Owen Coyle dismisses. No tactic for the defense!

ManuelVillarreal wrote:I am Argentine, Bolton fan. Please chairman, Owen Coyle dismisses. No tactic for the defense!

I feel your pain, my friend.

Haha I love this one:-

Dear @pagartside, I've won the Premier League 15 yrs in a row with #BWFC on Football Manager. Can I have a job please?!

If anyone watched West Ham today, they would have seen a manager who could take Bolton rejects and make them look like supermen. Coming off a dismal outing against Swansea, BSA added Andy Carroll and utterly thrashed Fulham in what was a fun game to watch. Of course it has not been that way for many years at the Reebok and it stems from a management with a different vision and a financial situation that has no remedy. For those who challenge the memory of BSA, just watch today's game and remember Nolan, Vaz Te and Taylor were of no use to us years ago. Much like he inspired the ELK and Dioufy, he gets the most out of his players today. We need a manager who owns the clubhouse and has the respect of his players who will put out on the pitch. I knew all was lost when OC re-signed (as opposed to resigned which I hope he will do) Knight. BSA knew the value of a tough defense. In 18 months, OC has not resolved the leaky faucet and only says we have to stop allowing soft goals. Gartside had better wake up before we are in Division One. Fix the defense first and foremost. Find a manager who can inspire. Win the fans back and do it quickly.

Good post observer. With our debt and no chance to make decent purchases anymore there is only one direction we are heading under Coyle and that is down. We need a managaer who can make the players we already have believe that they are better than the opposition. Coyle always bigs up the other team to the extent that we are already thinking we can't win !

Uncle Phil hits back:

Absolutely gutted for our fantastic support. You deserve much better. So far not good enough.

looks like garty is as pissed off as we are...

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We can only hope this will give Coyle the guts to try something new. Pressure is a good thing sometimes. We want to see some fightingspirit!

Some brilliant comments! I bet Gartside finds some of the tweets quite amusing.