Film and TV review.

Celebrity Big Brother 9pm Channel 5. Frankie Dettori should be funny but Rylan from X Factor is scraping the barrel. Jim Davidson is not allowed to take part after his run in with the Rozzers.

They had that Frankie Cokeupthenozza on it last year! "Celebrity" Big Brother? I bet even Natasha would qualify for a place on that show!

Frankie is on it tonight. I find it quite amusing at the lengths some people will go to just to stay in the limelight. It's compulsive viewing for me.

I always watch the launch show for a laugh. Two older "ladies" on the trott. Need some younger birds for our eye candy!

Some of our younger posters will not remember Supermodel Paula Hamilton. She did the VW advert many years ago. She has issues and has been single for several years.

Tricia Penrose should do fine.

Please put this annoying Aussie in the basement Rylan, all will be forgiven!

Gillian Taylforth, bloody hell, times must be hard. They better keep her away from any beer bottles.

Page 3 model , Lacey Banghard will get the pulses racing! What a name!

We've now got the eye candy! Lacey has the IQ of a grape, but she's fit!

Reebok Trotter wrote:Page 3 model , Lacey Banghard will get the pulses racing! What a name!

A very fitting name!

Hopefully she will provide some intellectual stimulus rather than rely on her Thrupenny bits.

Claire from Steps, ( lets hope its reinforced )

Razor Ruddock!!!

This should be funny.

He was rubbish in I'm a celebrity. Spent all day sat in his hammock.

Lt. Boon wrote: I bet even Natasha would qualify for a place on that show!

And you'd quit work to watch me 24 hours a day.

Reebok Trotter wrote:He was rubbish in I'm a celebrity. Spent all day sat in his hammock.

Ah, maybe not so funny then...

A silicone enhanced Yank and her blonde sidekick make up the group. Never heard of either of them but I would rather look at the silicone sister if I'm honest.

WhiteBic wrote:Attenborough bummed me when I was 10

How old was Attenborough, considering he is currently 86 years old!!!

Not a great TV enthusiast but...Enjoyed "Africa", can't stand BB or IACGMOOH, looking forward to new series of Silent Witness starting next Thursday, Criminal Minds has upped it's game recently (just watched the one with the loonie couple who kidnapped blondes, locked them in the cellar, knocked them up and then topped them when the babies were born) and hoping for a new series of The Good Wife shortly and that thing with the assassin female raising the dysfunctional family. Boardwalk Empire series 2 was a let down - way too slow, although enjoying the rise of Al Capone as we know what happened - good Brit actor too.

Like Pointless as a quiz show as you get multiple answers to every question plus it underlines how thick we are as a nation e.g. 13% of respondents don't know who the Prime Minister is.

Was away at Xmas so missed the filmfest but recorded a couple of modern classics for leaisurely viewing if I have the time (Taxi Driver and Boogie Nights). Hoping for a bit more cutting-edge drama this year.

Celebrity Big Brother is quite interesting just to watch the dynamics between the various egos.

Claire Richards from Steps currently advertises Diet Chef on TV. In the advert she is looking rather svelte as she praises the benefits of the product. When she appeared on TV last night, she was about 3 stone heavier than she appears in the commercial. If I had bought Diet Chef on the strength of her advert I would be demanding my money back.

On the plus side, Razor Ruddock looks in remarkable shape for 44. It's obvious that his sporting lifestyle has stood him in good stead since he retired from football.

Don't know if anyone else watches The American Horror Story but this song was featured on it - Never heard of it before but was very catchy