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Johnny's ode to Brucie

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1Johnny's ode to Brucie Empty Johnny's ode to Brucie Thu Dec 17 2015, 12:17

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Just logged on to find a pm from Johnny sitting in my inbox. Imagine my delight when I found it was his promised 'Ode to Brucie'. 
'Brilliant' doesn't do it justice,so,and with his permission,I'm posting it for your perusal.

Brucie was born a while ago
Just after dinosaurs roamed the earth
He has seen literally everything
Including jesus' birth

He has performed for julius caeser
And queen victoria and friends
Not once changing his material
His appeal never ends

He will out live the cockroaches
Even when the apocalypse nears
Telling everyone "nice to see you"
Allaying everyones fears

Of course its always nice to see him
Hes a real king amongst men
If i was a judge on strictly
Id give him ten out of ten


It's a cracker. So a big thanks to Johnny from me.
With a few awards being passed out,I think there should be some kind of special award for Johnny,because he's put so much of his time and effort into making this forum a fun place to be,that not to give him that recognition would be just wrong.
Thanks Johnny. :clap:

2Johnny's ode to Brucie Empty Re: Johnny's ode to Brucie Thu Dec 17 2015, 12:21

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

good effort Johnny, time to resurrect the poetry thread i think  Very Happy

3Johnny's ode to Brucie Empty Re: Johnny's ode to Brucie Thu Dec 17 2015, 12:22

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Top job Johnny.

4Johnny's ode to Brucie Empty Re: Johnny's ode to Brucie Thu Dec 17 2015, 12:28

Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

He will out live the cockroaches

affraid

5Johnny's ode to Brucie Empty Re: Johnny's ode to Brucie Thu Dec 17 2015, 12:32

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Numpty 28723 wrote:He will out live the cockroaches

affraid
I was deeply moved by that bit. Very Happy

6Johnny's ode to Brucie Empty Re: Johnny's ode to Brucie Thu Dec 17 2015, 12:33

Guest


Guest

You are very welcome Boncey!!!  As long as you stick around along with everyone else (maybe not sunny676) then i will be here to edit your posts and chat shite Smile

7Johnny's ode to Brucie Empty Re: Johnny's ode to Brucie Thu Dec 17 2015, 12:41

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Don't know sunny676. I've clearly not missed much.

8Johnny's ode to Brucie Empty Re: Johnny's ode to Brucie Thu Dec 17 2015, 12:44

Guest


Guest

I've made him my arch nemesis along with the lollipop man at my sons school!

9Johnny's ode to Brucie Empty Re: Johnny's ode to Brucie Thu Dec 17 2015, 12:54

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

He's Moriarty,to your Holmes.

Lollipop men can be dangerous. Watch your back.
Johnny's ode to Brucie JS56161780

10Johnny's ode to Brucie Empty Re: Johnny's ode to Brucie Thu Dec 17 2015, 12:56

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Guest

Im sure he sees me coming and whether he has anyone to cross or not just makes me stop everytime. And its about ten minutes everytime. The lad thinks its hilarious.

11Johnny's ode to Brucie Empty Re: Johnny's ode to Brucie Thu Dec 17 2015, 12:57

Guest


Guest

Wish we had this guy instead Smile

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12Johnny's ode to Brucie Empty Re: Johnny's ode to Brucie Thu Dec 17 2015, 12:59

Chairmanda

Chairmanda
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

y2johnny wrote:I've made him my arch nemesis along with the lollipop man at my sons school!
are you sure they are 2 different people?

13Johnny's ode to Brucie Empty Re: Johnny's ode to Brucie Thu Dec 17 2015, 13:05

Guest


Guest

Dont do that to me. Lollipopman Sunny is going down

14Johnny's ode to Brucie Empty Re: Johnny's ode to Brucie Thu Dec 17 2015, 15:08

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Guest

Excellent work, Johnny.

It scans and everything (which is a first for Nuts Poet's Corner!).

Well impressed.

:clap:

15Johnny's ode to Brucie Empty Re: Johnny's ode to Brucie Thu Dec 17 2015, 15:10

Guest


Guest

Thanks breaders.

I owed boncey for coming back and keeping me in line. Good knows i need it Smile

16Johnny's ode to Brucie Empty Re: Johnny's ode to Brucie Thu Dec 17 2015, 20:12

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

Sterling work brother.  :clap:

The poetry thread will be resurrected soon for more battles to commence.  Cool

17Johnny's ode to Brucie Empty Re: Johnny's ode to Brucie Thu Dec 17 2015, 20:39

luckyPeterpiper

luckyPeterpiper
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Great stuff johnny.  :agree: :number1: :good:

18Johnny's ode to Brucie Empty Re: Johnny's ode to Brucie Thu Dec 17 2015, 20:41

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Guest

Bwfc1958 wrote:Sterling work brother.  :clap:

The poetry thread will be resurrected soon for more battles to commence.  Cool

Cheers bro. Need to get working on the 10k thing yet. Not sure what i am going to do yet.

19Johnny's ode to Brucie Empty Re: Johnny's ode to Brucie Thu Dec 17 2015, 20:42

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luckyPeterpiper wrote:Great stuff johnny.  :agree: :number1: :good:

Thanks lpp. It keeps dad happy Smile

20Johnny's ode to Brucie Empty Re: Johnny's ode to Brucie Thu Dec 17 2015, 20:48

Sluffy

Sluffy
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Very clever mate - well done.


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