Johnny's ode to Brucie

Just logged on to find a pm from Johnny sitting in my inbox. Imagine my delight when I found it was his promised 'Ode to Brucie'. 
'Brilliant' doesn't do it justice,so,and with his permission,I'm posting it for your perusal.

Brucie was born a while ago
Just after dinosaurs roamed the earth
He has seen literally everything
Including jesus' birth

He has performed for julius caeser
And queen victoria and friends
Not once changing his material
His appeal never ends

He will out live the cockroaches
Even when the apocalypse nears
Telling everyone "nice to see you"
Allaying everyones fears

Of course its always nice to see him
Hes a real king amongst men
If i was a judge on strictly
Id give him ten out of ten


It's a cracker. So a big thanks to Johnny from me.
With a few awards being passed out,I think there should be some kind of special award for Johnny,because he's put so much of his time and effort into making this forum a fun place to be,that not to give him that recognition would be just wrong.
Thanks Johnny.

good effort Johnny, time to resurrect the poetry thread i think 

Top job Johnny.

Numpty 28723 wrote:He will out live the cockroaches

I was deeply moved by that bit.

You are very welcome Boncey!!!  As long as you stick around along with everyone else (maybe not sunny676) then i will be here to edit your posts and chat shite

Don't know sunny676. I've clearly not missed much.

I've made him my arch nemesis along with the lollipop man at my sons school!

He's Moriarty,to your Holmes.

Lollipop men can be dangerous. Watch your back.

Im sure he sees me coming and whether he has anyone to cross or not just makes me stop everytime. And its about ten minutes everytime. The lad thinks its hilarious.

Wish we had this guy instead

y2johnny wrote:I've made him my arch nemesis along with the lollipop man at my sons school!

are you sure they are 2 different people?

Dont do that to me. Lollipopman Sunny is going down

Excellent work, Johnny.

It scans and everything (which is a first for Nuts Poet's Corner!).

Well impressed.

Thanks breaders.

I owed boncey for coming back and keeping me in line. Good knows i need it

Sterling work brother. 

The poetry thread will be resurrected soon for more battles to commence. 

Great stuff johnny. 

Bwfc1958 wrote:Sterling work brother. 

The poetry thread will be resurrected soon for more battles to commence. 

Cheers bro. Need to get working on the 10k thing yet. Not sure what i am going to do yet.

luckyPeterpiper wrote:Great stuff johnny. 

Thanks lpp. It keeps dad happy

Very clever mate - well done.