Outstanding contribution to Nuts award 2015

Well done Johnny, good man!!!

Cheers wessy

Nothing personal boys, but some of these awards are grasping a tad.

bwfc1874 wrote:Nothing personal boys, but some of these awards are grasping a tad.

They're a bit cringe tbf.

At least I actually live up to mine.

So i dont eh?

bwfc1874 wrote:Nothing personal boys, but some of these awards are grasping a tad.

Bitter.

I'm always bitter about poor content, my standards for this site are sky high.

bwfc1874 wrote:Nothing personal boys, but some of these awards are grasping a tad.

I have to agree but it's all in the name of fun!

bwfc1874 wrote:I'm always bitter about poor content, my standards for this site are sky high.

The thing is though, the sky isn't really high here!

Still tiling BTW and the Mrs has just mentioned that she fancies pizza!

I'm trying to diet FFS!

I hope it's not one of them cravings!

bwfc1874 wrote:I'm always bitter about poor content, my standards for this site are sky high.

You sound like nat. You need to take a long hard look at yourself.

karlypants wrote:the Mrs has just mentioned that she fancies pizza!

Is he the father?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:the Mrs has just mentioned that she fancies pizza!

Is he the father?

God! I hope not!

I won't sleep tonight now!

karlypants wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:the Mrs has just mentioned that she fancies pizza!

Is he the father?

God! I hope not!

I won't sleep tonight now!

Fit

Here in America all the losers would get an award too. Things like 'Most Spirited' and 'Always Smiling' would appear below all avatars.

Congrats Johnny. Very well deserved!

finlaymcdanger wrote:Here in America all the losers would get an award too. Things like 'Most Spirited' and 'Always Smiling' would appear below all avatars.

Congrats Johnny. Very well deserved!

Thanks fin. Btw my missus got me 2k16 for xmas. I was really enjoying it until my 6 year old played with me on it and was far better on his first go than i was on mine.

finlaymcdanger wrote:Here in America all the losers would get an award too. Things like 'Most Spirited' and 'Always Smiling' would appear below all avatars.

Is that a hint Fin?

You could always be "Best Overseas Member"!

karlypants wrote:Still tiling BTW and the Mrs has just mentioned that she fancies pizza!

I'm trying to diet FFS!

I hope it's not one of them cravings!

Are you tiling a fucking castle or summat? 

Seems to be taking you forever. 

Bwfc1958 wrote:

karlypants wrote:Still tiling BTW and the Mrs has just mentioned that she fancies pizza!

I'm trying to diet FFS!

I hope it's not one of them cravings!

Are you tiling a fucking castle or summat? 

Seems to be taking you forever. 

I'm on my own tiling and I'm a not professional at it. It took me a few attempts to get a pissy tile right on the tile cutter this evening and it's no fun.

I have to take the guard off the electric tile cutter so I can see and remove the measuring gauge as well as the tiles are too long. With no guard on, it keeps shooting water out at my right tit and it's been rubbing on my t-shirt and it ain't half sore!

I'm nearly done with the tiles, my mum can have laminate flooring down, fuck it.

I had a chapped arse the other day from running up and down the stairs all day.

karlypants wrote:

Bwfc1958 wrote:

karlypants wrote:Still tiling BTW and the Mrs has just mentioned that she fancies pizza!

I'm trying to diet FFS!

I hope it's not one of them cravings!

Are you tiling a fucking castle or summat? 

Seems to be taking you forever. 

I'm on my own tiling and I'm a not professional at it. It took me a few attempts to get a pissy tile right on the tile cutter this evening and it's no fun.

I have to take the guard off the electric tile cutter so I can see and remove the measuring gauge as well as the tiles are too long. With no guard on, it keeps shooting water out at my right tit and it's been rubbing on my t-shirt and it ain't half sore!

I'm nearly done with the tiles, my mum can have laminate flooring down, fuck it.

I had a chapped arse the other day from running up and down the stairs all day.

You should enlist Bouncys help. What could possibly go wrong with him and a tile cutter? 

And are you sure that's the reason you had a chapped arse?