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Outstanding contribution to Nuts award 2015
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82 Re: Outstanding contribution to Nuts award 2015 Tue Jan 05 2016, 22:18
finlaymcdanger
Frank Worthington
karlypants wrote:Is that a hint Fin?finlaymcdanger wrote:Here in America all the losers would get an award too. Things like 'Most Spirited' and 'Always Smiling' would appear below all avatars.
You could always be "Best Overseas Member"!
No. No. I'm just happy lurking in the background.
83 Re: Outstanding contribution to Nuts award 2015 Tue Jan 05 2016, 22:55
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Don't call him Bouncy.Bwfc1958 wrote:karlypants wrote:Bwfc1958 wrote:Are you tiling a fucking castle or summat?karlypants wrote:Still tiling BTW and the Mrs has just mentioned that she fancies pizza!
I'm trying to diet FFS!
I hope it's not one of them cravings!
Seems to be taking you forever.
I'm on my own tiling and I'm a not professional at it. It took me a few attempts to get a pissy tile right on the tile cutter this evening and it's no fun.
I have to take the guard off the electric tile cutter so I can see and remove the measuring gauge as well as the tiles are too long. With no guard on, it keeps shooting water out at my right tit and it's been rubbing on my t-shirt and it ain't half sore!
I'm nearly done with the tiles, my mum can have laminate flooring down, fuck it.
I had a chapped arse the other day from running up and down the stairs all day.
You should enlist Bouncys help. What could possibly go wrong with him and a tile cutter?
And are you sure that's the reason you had a chapped arse?
84 Re: Outstanding contribution to Nuts award 2015 Tue Jan 05 2016, 22:58
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Just like crispy cock, it's here to stay.Barb Dwyer wrote:Don't call him Bouncy.Bwfc1958 wrote:karlypants wrote:Bwfc1958 wrote:Are you tiling a fucking castle or summat?karlypants wrote:Still tiling BTW and the Mrs has just mentioned that she fancies pizza!
I'm trying to diet FFS!
I hope it's not one of them cravings!
Seems to be taking you forever.
I'm on my own tiling and I'm a not professional at it. It took me a few attempts to get a pissy tile right on the tile cutter this evening and it's no fun.
I have to take the guard off the electric tile cutter so I can see and remove the measuring gauge as well as the tiles are too long. With no guard on, it keeps shooting water out at my right tit and it's been rubbing on my t-shirt and it ain't half sore!
I'm nearly done with the tiles, my mum can have laminate flooring down, fuck it.
I had a chapped arse the other day from running up and down the stairs all day.
You should enlist Bouncys help. What could possibly go wrong with him and a tile cutter?
And are you sure that's the reason you had a chapped arse?
Congratulations on another smiley, i can see you're growing to love them.
85 Re: Outstanding contribution to Nuts award 2015 Tue Jan 05 2016, 23:04
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It infectious. 
(I don't even know what that one means).
(I don't even know what that one means).86 Re: Outstanding contribution to Nuts award 2015 Tue Jan 05 2016, 23:10
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Barb Dwyer wrote:It infectious.
Suspicious
87 Re: Outstanding contribution to Nuts award 2015 Tue Jan 05 2016, 23:11
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Wasn't due to Bargain Booze this time!Bwfc1958 wrote:karlypants wrote:Bwfc1958 wrote:Are you tiling a fucking castle or summat?karlypants wrote:Still tiling BTW and the Mrs has just mentioned that she fancies pizza!
I'm trying to diet FFS!
I hope it's not one of them cravings!
Seems to be taking you forever.
I'm on my own tiling and I'm a not professional at it. It took me a few attempts to get a pissy tile right on the tile cutter this evening and it's no fun.
I have to take the guard off the electric tile cutter so I can see and remove the measuring gauge as well as the tiles are too long. With no guard on, it keeps shooting water out at my right tit and it's been rubbing on my t-shirt and it ain't half sore!
I'm nearly done with the tiles, my mum can have laminate flooring down, fuck it.
I had a chapped arse the other day from running up and down the stairs all day.
You should enlist Bouncys help. What could possibly go wrong with him and a tile cutter?
And are you sure that's the reason you had a chapped arse?
88 Re: Outstanding contribution to Nuts award 2015 Tue Jan 05 2016, 23:12
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Posts : 38150
Join date : 2012-08-04
I couldn't tile a pattern like that if I tried!boltonbonce wrote:Hope you tile better than me KP. I only wanted a fancy pattern.
89 Re: Outstanding contribution to Nuts award 2015 Tue Jan 05 2016, 23:14
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karlypants wrote:I couldn't tile a pattern like that if I tried!boltonbonce wrote:Hope you tile better than me KP. I only wanted a fancy pattern.
Why a swastika AND a finland flag?
90 Re: Outstanding contribution to Nuts award 2015 Tue Jan 05 2016, 23:17
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Don't give up before you try or just do normal tiles and go to B & Q tommorrow for some red and black paint.karlypants wrote:I couldn't tile a pattern like that if I tried!boltonbonce wrote:Hope you tile better than me KP. I only wanted a fancy pattern.
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