What Happened To Johnny?

I was hit on the head by a fish at work this morning. Came at me from nowhere. Could have been dropped by a bird of course,but you'd think,with the whole of Cheshire to aim at,it could at least have had the decency to miss me.
What really annoyed me was the reaction of  the people around me,who seemed more interested in what type of fish it was,and rather less concerned about me.
The general consensus was that it was a whiting. I really didn't care.
I gathered up my tools,and walked away,with what remained of my dignity.

Why do these things always happen to me? 
Sorry if I've changed the subject,but I had to get it off my chest.
If you're out there Johnny,it's not funny. It really isn't.

I have spent longer than I should have done, trying to shoe horn a fish mullet hitting your hair mullet joke...Johnny could have done it.

Breadman wrote:Can one of the mods not reactivate Johnny's account so that we can all get on with our lives without having to pretend that Fabian's Right Peg isn't Johnny?

Because that shit's going to get tedious very quickly.

The account has been deleted, that's it. If Johnny was to come back then he could have the same member name again but that's it.

Fabian's Right Peg isn't Johnny!

Chairmanda wrote:I have spent longer than I should have done, trying to shoe horn a fish mullet hitting your hair mullet joke...Johnny could have done it.

I've had to put up with fish puns all morning.

If you turned it around and hit it with a melon would it look any better.

I think not.

If I deleted my account nobody would bat an eyelid.


Infact just boggers would comment and lay me to rest

I'd miss you Scott. Not many 100 year olds on here.

I've been posting on this forum for 65 years.

Mr Magoo wrote:If you turned it around and hit it with a melon would it look any better.

I think not.

Nope.....I've been reading and re-reading that for two hours now and I still can't fathom it out.

Magoo....WTF?

I didn't like to comment.

I assumed he was typing with one hand.

But If you turned it around and hit it with a Banana I think it would look alot better.
What do you think

Mr Magoo wrote:But If you turned it around and hit it with a Banana I think it would look alot better.
What do you think

I think you should go and take your tablets Magoo!

Think about it and it will make sense I thought bonce would have got it

Johnny is on the Burnley forum as copper monster.

Stephen Fry has "done a Johnny" and quit Twitter. It's major news on the BBC. And rightly so.

I really don't like Stephen Fry. Good in Blackadder, shite in everything else.

Wasn't bad in Jeeves and Wooster.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Stephen Fry has "done a Johnny" and quit Twitter. It's major news on the BBC. And rightly so.

I really don't like Stephen Fry. Good in Blackadder, shite in everything else.

Predictable. You're threatened by anyone who displays even a modicum of intelligence.

finlaymcdanger wrote:
You're threatened by anyone who displays even a modicum of intelligence.

Why do you think I spend so much time on here.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

finlaymcdanger wrote:
You're threatened by anyone who displays even a modicum of intelligence.

Why do you think I spend so much time on here.

You're lonely.