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What Happened To Johnny?

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121What Happened To Johnny? - Page 7 Empty Re: What Happened To Johnny? Fri Feb 12, 2016 1:24 pm

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I was hit on the head by a fish at work this morning. Came at me from nowhere. Could have been dropped by a bird of course,but you'd think,with the whole of Cheshire to aim at,it could at least have had the decency to miss me.
What really annoyed me was the reaction of  the people around me,who seemed more interested in what type of fish it was,and rather less concerned about me.
The general consensus was that it was a whiting. I really didn't care.
I gathered up my tools,and walked away,with what remained of my dignity.

Why do these things always happen to me? 
Sorry if I've changed the subject,but I had to get it off my chest.
If you're out there Johnny,it's not funny. It really isn't.

122What Happened To Johnny? - Page 7 Empty Re: What Happened To Johnny? Fri Feb 12, 2016 1:30 pm

Chairmanda

Chairmanda
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

I have spent longer than I should have done, trying to shoe horn a fish mullet hitting your hair mullet joke...Johnny could have done it.

123What Happened To Johnny? - Page 7 Empty Re: What Happened To Johnny? Fri Feb 12, 2016 1:33 pm

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Breadman wrote:Can one of the mods not reactivate Johnny's account so that we can all get on with our lives without having to pretend that Fabian's Right Peg isn't Johnny?

Because that shit's going to get tedious very quickly.
The account has been deleted, that's it. If Johnny was to come back then he could have the same member name again but that's it.

Fabian's Right Peg isn't Johnny!

124What Happened To Johnny? - Page 7 Empty Re: What Happened To Johnny? Fri Feb 12, 2016 1:39 pm

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Chairmanda wrote:I have spent longer than I should have done, trying to shoe horn a fish mullet hitting your hair mullet joke...Johnny could have done it.
I've had to put up with fish puns all morning. Mad

125What Happened To Johnny? - Page 7 Empty Re: What Happened To Johnny? Fri Feb 12, 2016 2:05 pm

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

If you turned it around and hit it with a melon would it look any better.

I think not.

126What Happened To Johnny? - Page 7 Empty Re: What Happened To Johnny? Fri Feb 12, 2016 4:13 pm

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Laughing If I deleted my account nobody would bat an eyelid.


Infact just boggers would comment and lay me to rest

127What Happened To Johnny? - Page 7 Empty Re: What Happened To Johnny? Fri Feb 12, 2016 4:15 pm

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I'd miss you Scott. Not many 100 year olds on here.



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128What Happened To Johnny? - Page 7 Empty Re: What Happened To Johnny? Fri Feb 12, 2016 4:18 pm

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I've been posting on this forum for 65 years.

129What Happened To Johnny? - Page 7 Empty Re: What Happened To Johnny? Fri Feb 12, 2016 4:25 pm

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Mr Magoo wrote:If you turned it around and hit it with a melon would it look any better.

I think not.

Nope.....I've been reading and re-reading that for two hours now and I still can't fathom it out.

Magoo....WTF?

130What Happened To Johnny? - Page 7 Empty Re: What Happened To Johnny? Fri Feb 12, 2016 4:28 pm

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I didn't like to comment.

I assumed he was typing with one hand.

131What Happened To Johnny? - Page 7 Empty Re: What Happened To Johnny? Fri Feb 12, 2016 6:38 pm

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

But If you turned it around and hit it with a Banana I think it would look alot better.
What do you think

132What Happened To Johnny? - Page 7 Empty Re: What Happened To Johnny? Fri Feb 12, 2016 6:49 pm

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mr Magoo wrote:But If you turned it around and hit it with a Banana I think it would look alot better.
What do you think
I think you should go and take your tablets Magoo! Very Happy

133What Happened To Johnny? - Page 7 Empty Re: What Happened To Johnny? Fri Feb 12, 2016 6:52 pm

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Think about it and it will make sense I thought bonce would have got it

134What Happened To Johnny? - Page 7 Empty Re: What Happened To Johnny? Fri Feb 12, 2016 7:16 pm

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Johnny is on the Burnley forum as copper monster.

135What Happened To Johnny? - Page 7 Empty Re: What Happened To Johnny? Mon Feb 15, 2016 12:37 pm

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Stephen Fry has "done a Johnny" and quit Twitter. It's major news on the BBC. And rightly so.

I really don't like Stephen Fry. Good in Blackadder, shite in everything else.

136What Happened To Johnny? - Page 7 Empty Re: What Happened To Johnny? Mon Feb 15, 2016 12:39 pm

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Wasn't bad in Jeeves and Wooster.

137What Happened To Johnny? - Page 7 Empty Re: What Happened To Johnny? Mon Feb 15, 2016 12:56 pm

finlaymcdanger

finlaymcdanger
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Natasha Whittam wrote:Stephen Fry has "done a Johnny" and quit Twitter. It's major news on the BBC. And rightly so.

I really don't like Stephen Fry. Good in Blackadder, shite in everything else.

Predictable. You're threatened by anyone who displays even a modicum of intelligence.

138What Happened To Johnny? - Page 7 Empty Re: What Happened To Johnny? Mon Feb 15, 2016 1:04 pm

Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Not the first time Fry's been a Twitter quitter and didn't he throw a hissy fit and run away to France on another occasion?

Why would anyone feel the need to hang on his every word on Twitter anyway  - if you want a fix just turn on the TV and surf through the channels - he's bound to be appearing on one of them at any given moment.

139What Happened To Johnny? - Page 7 Empty Re: What Happened To Johnny? Mon Feb 15, 2016 1:17 pm

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

finlaymcdanger wrote:
You're threatened by anyone who displays even a modicum of intelligence.

Why do you think I spend so much time on here.

140What Happened To Johnny? - Page 7 Empty Re: What Happened To Johnny? Mon Feb 15, 2016 1:44 pm

finlaymcdanger

finlaymcdanger
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Natasha Whittam wrote:
finlaymcdanger wrote:
You're threatened by anyone who displays even a modicum of intelligence.

Why do you think I spend so much time on here.

You're lonely.

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