Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex?

Natasha Whittam · 1 Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 15:57

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I'm beginning to think there might be something wrong with me. I'm young, hot and single with absolutely no baggage, yet I'm still finding it hard to find a long-term mate.

But everyday I witness ugly people, married people, people with 5 kids etc all finding love with other people.

Personality wise I doubt there is funnier or more intelligent conversation out there, yet dullards with the conversation capacity of a dead donkey are still finding love.

I went out on a date last weekend but all the guy wanted to do was show me photos of his ugly ex girlfriend.

What am I doing wrong?

How are you with the opposite sex? Do you find it easy to find partners, or do you turn into a gibbering wreck when you meet someone for the first time?

scottjames30 · 2 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 16:15

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Go dancing, Gym classes or even going out of the house works.

Natasha Whittam · 3 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 16:32

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Are you a babe-magnet, Scott?

scottjames30 · 4 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 16:35

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With my new hairstyle I think so.

boltonbonce · 5 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 16:37

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As a teen I was into astronomy,chess,reading and stamp collecting.

Girls laughed in my face.

My Grandfather,who grew up in a different world,suggested I make myself more interesting..........by learning to play the accordion.

Yes,forget fast cars,and expensive gifts. Get her alone,turn down the lights,and whip out your accordion.

Is it any wonder I'm not completely normal.

Natasha Whittam · 6 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 16:38

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boltonbonce wrote:
Yes,forget fast cars,and expensive gifts. Get her alone,turn down the lights,and whip out your accordion.

I presume accordion is a euphemism.

scottjames30 · 7 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 16:39

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I think Nat might pull on plenty of Fish.

Natasha Whittam · 8 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 16:40

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scottjames30 wrote:I think Nat might pull on plenty of Fish.

What is Plenty of Fish? Is it where all the intelligent, good looking people hang out?

boltonbonce · 9 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 16:42

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Don't mention fish to me today.

Chairmanda · 10 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 16:42

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:I think Nat might pull on plenty of Fish.

What is Plenty of Fish? Is it where all the intelligent, good looking people hang out?

its where bonceys fish attackers go

scottjames30 · 11 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 16:42

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:I think Nat might pull on plenty of Fish.

What is Plenty of Fish? Is it where all the intelligent, good looking people hang out?

Not really, more the ugly that can't pull normally .

Bollotom2014 · 12 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 16:43

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I have a couple of mates who are fast jet pilots and they have no problem pulling. I'm a fighter direction geezer so in the larger scheme of things rather low level by comparison, but I normally let it be known that without me they would be redundant and I generally get the ugly, well uglier, ones, but hey-ho, beggars can't be choosers.
Feckin accordian! LMAO.
Isn't a euphomism one of them big brass instruments?

boltonbonce · 13 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 16:46

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What's so great about pilots?

They're only inflated bus drivers with epaulettes.

Reebok Trotter · 14 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 16:54

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A mate of mine used to play the harmonica with some success. Whenever we went out for a drink we used to ask him to get his organ out, which he did. He wasn't all that successful with the opposite sex though!

boltonbonce · 15 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 16:56

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At least it was portable.
Not like an accordion.
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Natasha Whittam · 16 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 17:39

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Another thread hijacked by bullshit.

I'm single and no one cares.

Boggersbelief · 17 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 17:43

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Natasha Whittam wrote:Another thread hijacked by bullshit.

I'm single and no one cares.

Ha ha

Natasha Whittam · 18 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 17:53

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Hurtful. Don't you feel my pain?

karlypants · 19 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 17:55

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boltonbonce wrote:As a teen I was into astronomy,chess,reading and stamp collecting.

Girls laughed in my face.

My Grandfather,who grew up in a different world,suggested I make myself more interesting..........by learning to play the accordion.

Yes,forget fast cars,and expensive gifts. Get her alone,turn down the lights,and whip out your accordion.

Is it any wonder I'm not completely normal.

scottjames30 · 20 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 17:58

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Nat, what type of bloke are you looking for?

Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex?

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Natasha Whittam

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Natasha Whittam

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boltonbonce

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Natasha Whittam

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scottjames30

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Natasha Whittam

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boltonbonce

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Chairmanda

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scottjames30

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Bollotom2014

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boltonbonce

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Reebok Trotter

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boltonbonce

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Natasha Whittam

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Natasha Whittam

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