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Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex?

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karlypants
Boggersbelief
Reebok Trotter
Bollotom2014
Chairmanda
boltonbonce
scottjames30
Natasha Whittam
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Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Natasha Whittam wrote:
Mr Magoo wrote:
It means shoving his Co#k up your bumhole.

Strange. What would that achieve?
A chocolate sausage and a big poo in the morning. :shit:

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mr Magoo wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:
Mr Magoo wrote:
It means shoving his Co#k up your bumhole.

Strange. What would that achieve?
A chocolate sausage and a big poo in the morning. :shit:
Magoooooo! The rule of thumb is, always douche 2 hours before!!!

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bloody hell, this thread just got scary.

Bollotom2014

Bollotom2014
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

boltonbonce wrote:What's so great about pilots?

They're only inflated bus drivers with epaulettes.

That's what I tell them, albeit Mach 1.5 bus drivers, but they just insist on me buying the next round.

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

karlypants wrote:
Mr Magoo wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:
Mr Magoo wrote:
It means shoving his Co#k up your bumhole.

Strange. What would that achieve?
A chocolate sausage and a big poo in the morning. :shit:
Magoooooo! The rule of thumb is, always douche 2 hours before!!!
Sounds like your an expert KP you filthy bastid.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Wouldn't have minded being a pilot,but just imagine me booming out on the intercom 'This is your Captain speaking'.
Smell the fear.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mr Magoo wrote:
karlypants wrote:
Mr Magoo wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:
Mr Magoo wrote:
It means shoving his Co#k up your bumhole.

Strange. What would that achieve?
A chocolate sausage and a big poo in the morning. :shit:
Magoooooo! The rule of thumb is, always douche 2 hours before!!!
Sounds like your an expert KP you filthy bastid.
Laughing

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Amazed he got Mrs KP pregnant seeing as he clearly prefers to "smash back doors in".

Leeds_Trotter


El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

Mr Magoo wrote:Did he have a dick and bollocks aswell
Haha magoo classic!

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:Amazed he got Mrs KP pregnant seeing as he clearly prefers to "smash back doors in".
:rofl:

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Nat have you ever thought about purchasing the male version of a blow up doll and paying for a conversational prostitute?

MartinBWFC

MartinBWFC
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Mr Magoo wrote:Did he have a dick and bollocks aswell
:rofl:

Leeds_Trotter


El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

Did you have any luck Friday night Nat? Maybe tonight is the night you'll get your willy wet.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Laughing

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

When you reach my age it's always wet.

You'll dribble better than Stanley Matthews.

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Leeds_Trotter wrote:Did you have any luck Friday night Nat? Maybe tonight is the night you'll get your willy wet.

It's never been wet in 40 years so I doubt it.

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

More bullery. The mods should step in.

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Yes they should Nat I have never felt so abused.

Leeds_Trotter


El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

See I'm currently having the problem of letting down my ex girlfriends cousin. She is really into me but I don't want to go there for many reasons. I'm currently dating a lass who I think I want to gie it a go with. I've already told the other lass I'm not interested but she is still trying. Don't know what to do next!

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Leeds_Trotter wrote:See I'm currently having the problem of letting down my ex girlfriends cousin. She is really into me but I don't want to go there for many reasons. I'm currently dating a lass who I think I want to gie it a go with. I've already told the other lass I'm not interested but she is still trying. Don't know what to do next!
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