HomeA chocolate sausage and a big poo in the morning.Natasha Whittam wrote:Mr Magoo wrote:
It means shoving his Co#k up your bumhole.
Strange. What would that achieve?
Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex?
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61 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 20:48
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
62 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 20:53
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Magoooooo! The rule of thumb is, always douche 2 hours before!!!Mr Magoo wrote:A chocolate sausage and a big poo in the morning.Natasha Whittam wrote:Mr Magoo wrote:
It means shoving his Co#k up your bumhole.
Strange. What would that achieve?
63 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 20:54
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Bloody hell, this thread just got scary.
64 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 20:59
Bollotom2014
Andy Walker
boltonbonce wrote:What's so great about pilots?
They're only inflated bus drivers with epaulettes.
That's what I tell them, albeit Mach 1.5 bus drivers, but they just insist on me buying the next round.
65 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 21:02
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Sounds like your an expert KP you filthy bastid.karlypants wrote:Magoooooo! The rule of thumb is, always douche 2 hours before!!!Mr Magoo wrote:A chocolate sausage and a big poo in the morning.Natasha Whittam wrote:Mr Magoo wrote:
It means shoving his Co#k up your bumhole.
Strange. What would that achieve?
66 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 21:03
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Wouldn't have minded being a pilot,but just imagine me booming out on the intercom 'This is your Captain speaking'.
Smell the fear.
Smell the fear.
67 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 21:07
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Mr Magoo wrote:Sounds like your an expert KP you filthy bastid.karlypants wrote:Magoooooo! The rule of thumb is, always douche 2 hours before!!!Mr Magoo wrote:A chocolate sausage and a big poo in the morning.Natasha Whittam wrote:Mr Magoo wrote:
It means shoving his Co#k up your bumhole.
Strange. What would that achieve?
68 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 21:08
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Amazed he got Mrs KP pregnant seeing as he clearly prefers to "smash back doors in".
69 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 21:17
Leeds_Trotter
El Hadji Diouf
Haha magoo classic!Mr Magoo wrote:Did he have a dick and bollocks aswell
70 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 21:18
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Natasha Whittam wrote:Amazed he got Mrs KP pregnant seeing as he clearly prefers to "smash back doors in".
71 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 21:31
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Nat have you ever thought about purchasing the male version of a blow up doll and paying for a conversational prostitute?
72 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Fri Feb 12 2016, 21:41
MartinBWFC
Ivan Campo
Mr Magoo wrote:Did he have a dick and bollocks aswell
73 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Sat Feb 13 2016, 13:01
Leeds_Trotter
El Hadji Diouf
Did you have any luck Friday night Nat? Maybe tonight is the night you'll get your willy wet.
74 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Sat Feb 13 2016, 13:36
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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75 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Sat Feb 13 2016, 13:40
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
When you reach my age it's always wet.
You'll dribble better than Stanley Matthews.
You'll dribble better than Stanley Matthews.
76 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Sat Feb 13 2016, 13:45
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Leeds_Trotter wrote:Did you have any luck Friday night Nat? Maybe tonight is the night you'll get your willy wet.
It's never been wet in 40 years so I doubt it.
77 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Sat Feb 13 2016, 15:53
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
More bullery. The mods should step in.
78 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Sat Feb 13 2016, 16:10
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Yes they should Nat I have never felt so abused.
79 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Sun Feb 14 2016, 10:27
Leeds_Trotter
El Hadji Diouf
See I'm currently having the problem of letting down my ex girlfriends cousin. She is really into me but I don't want to go there for many reasons. I'm currently dating a lass who I think I want to gie it a go with. I've already told the other lass I'm not interested but she is still trying. Don't know what to do next!
80 Re: Are You Successful With The Opposite Sex? Sun Feb 14 2016, 11:20
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
bloody show offLeeds_Trotter wrote:See I'm currently having the problem of letting down my ex girlfriends cousin. She is really into me but I don't want to go there for many reasons. I'm currently dating a lass who I think I want to gie it a go with. I've already told the other lass I'm not interested but she is still trying. Don't know what to do next!
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