It's Commonwealth Day apparently.

I strongly urge you all to go out and slap a colonial to remind them who's boss.

(I'm including Jocks in this, as they gave us the finger a couple of years back over all that "Leaving the Union" business.)

5 points for a Canadian.

8 points for a South African

10 points for someone from Belize (as they're quite thin on the ground.)

But only half a point for an Australian as it appears that there are more Australians living in England than there are in Oz.

Crack on....

I'd want more points for slapping a Canadian,eh.

I feel like a complete idiot for not knowing this day even existed but I've already found out there's a relay race starting from Buckingham Palace and Her Majesty The Queen gets to run the first leg.

boltonbonce wrote:I'd want more points for slapping a Canadian,eh.

Sounds aboot right.

Ok then, 15 points for a confirmed Cannuck, eh?

Numpty 28723 wrote:I feel like a complete idiot for not knowing this day even existed but I've already found out there's a relay race starting from Buckingham Palace and Her Majesty The Queen gets to run the first leg.

I expect she'll pay someone to run it for her.

A bit like the country.