I was. To a point, anyway. I did all sorts of shit at school that was a bit out of order. I was one of the cleverest kids in the school but I just wanted to be one of the lads.
At primary school there was this sheltered, posh, harmless and slightly simple kid called Peter. When I was about 8, me and another lad got ABSOLUTELY BOLLOCKED for asking Peter whether he had a penis or a vagina during playtime one afternoon.
When I was round 9, we had an amazing week in school where the whole week was given over to preparation for and taking of cycle proficiency tests. I lived about two miles away from my primary school, and it was all uphill. In other words, I went to a lot of trouble to get my bike to school every day, carrying it up a steep grass bank part of the way and so on. So on the test day itself I went mental when the organiser cancelled the tests because the first few kids who attempted it were so bad they were unsafe. I always used to go mad when I was penalised for someone else's mistakes or stupidity and felt all my hard work was for nothing, so I spoke out of turn. I realise now that kids' safety is a bit more important than a meaningless cycling certificate.
In secondary school I was a complete arsehole. Most of the teachers dreaded having me in their class as I was a complete smart arse, you couldn't tell me anything, I could beat most of the teachers in an argument, and I would quietly stir up trouble by encouraging lesser minds to ruin.
I got into very few fights at school though, I was so big and so angry looking that I didn't really attract much trouble. The one time I did get into a major fight, which by the way I did not start, the lad's head broke a window. That was a bit over the top I admit, luckily for me he only had a small cut. I still see him at Wanderers games every now and then, last time I saw him was at West Brom last season. We share a brief nod, it's not like the movies where people laugh about these things 20 years later.
In my last year in school I was one of the ringleaders of a secret group called 'The Resistance'. Our activity was confined to placing stupid notices all around the school with mission statements such as 'The Resistance would like to introduce rabies into the UK' and 'The Resistance want cigarettes in the tuck shop' and other such silliness. There was eventually a lockdown on all the notice boards and kids were encouraged to keep their eyes open for The Resistance. We had to bribe other kids 10p or a cigarette to post our propaganda messages on our behalf as the net of suspicion tightened around us.
The headteacher at my school was an Irish nun (yes, I went to the same school as Peter Kay), and she held this dedicated assembly saying that The Resistance was childish and disruptive and must stop. How the 3 or 4 of us got through that assembly without giving ourselves away I do not know. At one point my head was buried in my hands with laughing. I couldn't help it.
What did you do at school that was out of order?
At primary school there was this sheltered, posh, harmless and slightly simple kid called Peter. When I was about 8, me and another lad got ABSOLUTELY BOLLOCKED for asking Peter whether he had a penis or a vagina during playtime one afternoon.
When I was round 9, we had an amazing week in school where the whole week was given over to preparation for and taking of cycle proficiency tests. I lived about two miles away from my primary school, and it was all uphill. In other words, I went to a lot of trouble to get my bike to school every day, carrying it up a steep grass bank part of the way and so on. So on the test day itself I went mental when the organiser cancelled the tests because the first few kids who attempted it were so bad they were unsafe. I always used to go mad when I was penalised for someone else's mistakes or stupidity and felt all my hard work was for nothing, so I spoke out of turn. I realise now that kids' safety is a bit more important than a meaningless cycling certificate.
In secondary school I was a complete arsehole. Most of the teachers dreaded having me in their class as I was a complete smart arse, you couldn't tell me anything, I could beat most of the teachers in an argument, and I would quietly stir up trouble by encouraging lesser minds to ruin.
I got into very few fights at school though, I was so big and so angry looking that I didn't really attract much trouble. The one time I did get into a major fight, which by the way I did not start, the lad's head broke a window. That was a bit over the top I admit, luckily for me he only had a small cut. I still see him at Wanderers games every now and then, last time I saw him was at West Brom last season. We share a brief nod, it's not like the movies where people laugh about these things 20 years later.
In my last year in school I was one of the ringleaders of a secret group called 'The Resistance'. Our activity was confined to placing stupid notices all around the school with mission statements such as 'The Resistance would like to introduce rabies into the UK' and 'The Resistance want cigarettes in the tuck shop' and other such silliness. There was eventually a lockdown on all the notice boards and kids were encouraged to keep their eyes open for The Resistance. We had to bribe other kids 10p or a cigarette to post our propaganda messages on our behalf as the net of suspicion tightened around us.
The headteacher at my school was an Irish nun (yes, I went to the same school as Peter Kay), and she held this dedicated assembly saying that The Resistance was childish and disruptive and must stop. How the 3 or 4 of us got through that assembly without giving ourselves away I do not know. At one point my head was buried in my hands with laughing. I couldn't help it.
What did you do at school that was out of order?
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