Pointless technology

Would you pay 92 quid for a light bulb, just because you could use it as a wireless speaker?

http://www.live-smart.co/smart-home/lights/twist-lightbulbs-mimic-sunlight-and-turn-your-lamp-into-wireless-speakers-5285?utm_source=Mktgnewsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=Article3&utm_campaign=Email

No, me neither.

I've got speakers for that.

But there must be a market for this type of thing otherwise they wouldn't blow millions developing them.

It just seems a bit pointless to me.

I bet the sound quality is pants as well.

I like the urinal that holds your willy for you.

Another pointless one is this new "Fluid viewing" thing that Sky are trying to foist on everybody.

From what I can gather, they want you to pay a premium so that you can record more than one programme at once and pause what you're watching downstairs and then seamlessly pick it up on a different telly upstairs.

Woo....!

Big deal.

Seriously, fuck off now.....

boltonbonce wrote:I like the urinal that holds your willy for you.

You'll be sectioned if the cops ever check your search history.

Nothing wrong with my searches. I'm perfectly normal.

...says the man whose avi is a picture of a hot young thing with Forsyth's face photoshopped onto it.

Breadman wrote:...says the man whose avi is a picture of a hot young thing with Forsyth's face photoshopped onto it.

Blimey! I hadn't noticed that.

I just thought is was a fit bird.