I Helped a Paedophile Get Into The School Playground

I went to pick my sisters kids up after school yesterday afternoon. I parked a couple of streets away and set off on the three minute walk to school.

As I was passing a large detached house I noticed a guy rattling the gates as though he wanted to get into the house. I soon realised he was blind due to the white stick and asked him if I could help.

It turned out he thought the gates were the school gates, when I told him he was about three houses down from the school we laughed and I offered to escort him to school. He seemed a nice bloke.

Anyway, we get to school and are standing in the playground waiting for the kids to come out, and I say to him who are you collecting?

He doesn't even hesitate, and simply says oh nobody, I just like being in the playground and hearing the excited kids as they come out of school.

Awkward. Was he just a bit weird or had I inadvertently been cover for a paedophile to get access to children?

Anyway, the children came out and I quickly grabbed my sisters kids and we were out of there quick sharp. I'm now beginning to doubt he was even blind, perhaps it was just a trick? So far no kids have been reported missing, but that's the last time I help a blind person regardless of their situation. You can't trust anyone these days.

Has a paedophile ever tricked you?

I'm way too smart to be tricked.

(Thanks for helping with the gate by the way, I could have sworn I was rattling the right one).

Has a peado ever tricked you?

let me think.... no.

Numpty 28723 wrote:I'm way too smart to be tricked.

(Thanks for helping with the gate by the way, I could have sworn I was rattling the right one).

You type well for a blind man.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Has a peado ever tricked you?

let me think.... no.

You're lucky, it's on the rise though so keep your eyes and ears open.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:I'm way too smart to be tricked.

(Thanks for helping with the gate by the way, I could have sworn I was rattling the right one).

You type well for a blind man.

While yer on - you didn't notice a white stick lying around did you? I've looked all over but I'm buggered if I can find it.

A few years ago there was a bloke in Manchester who pretended to be blind. He had a white stick and wore dark glasses. His modus operandi was to visit McDonald's and order food. When the female staff took his food to a spare table he would deliberately brush against them or touch them inappropriately.

He got away with it a few times before he eventually got arrested.

Reebok Trotter wrote:A few years ago there was a bloke in Manchester who pretended to be blind. He had a white stick and wore dark glasses. His modus operandi was to visit McDonald's and order food. When the female staff took his food to a spare table he would deliberately brush against them or touch them inappropriately.

He got away with it a few times before he eventually got arrested.

Did you do it again?

Yes but only after I left Manchester and moved to London. There are hundreds of McDonald's in London. It's an absolute playground for touchers and feelers.

Ah the old blind man's bluff eh?

Should you not have let the school know Whitless?

jayjay23 wrote:Ah the old blind man's bluff eh?

Should you not have let the school know Whitless?

I don't know for a fact he was a paedophile, he could just have been a bit eccentric.

It's not fair to brand someone a paedophile without evidence, you of all people should know that.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

jayjay23 wrote:Ah the old blind man's bluff eh?

Should you not have let the school know Whitless?

I don't know for a fact he was a paedophile, he could just have been a bit eccentric.

It's not fair to brand someone a paedophile without evidence, you of all people should know that.

lol