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Nuts EU Referendum - How will you be voting?
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462 Re: Nuts EU Referendum - How will you be voting? Sat Jun 25 2016, 16:23
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"Are you sure that sticking up my bum will be good for my compleckshayon, Brad...?"
463 Re: Nuts EU Referendum - How will you be voting? Sat Jun 25 2016, 16:24
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Another interesting thing I've read today 
Were you a Remain campaigner? Are you sore about the referendum result? Check out these 10 top self-comforting strategies.
1.) Call every white person who voted Leave a "racist", ignoring the fact that Europeans are also white. Make sure you ignore and marginalise ethnic minority leave voters.
2.) Claim that the (huge) turnout wasn't high enough. 72%? It should have been at least 75%! 80%? It should have been 85%! Make sure to keep moving the goalposts.
3.) Make a stupid e-petition demanding another referendum, just like the socialists did when Labour lost last year. We need to keep having referendums until we get the "right" result.
4.) Get over-excited about the economy, even if the impact has been pretty boring and mundane. Pretend that your 2:2 in English Literature makes you an expert on currency markets.
5.) Attack the very idea of Democracy, because it's only a good thing when it goes the way you want it to. Working class voters don't know what's good for them, but middle class liberals definitely do.
6.) Share memes bashing Brexit, ignoring the unwelcome and uncomfortable realisation that you are in the minority of public opinion.
7.) Boldly claim that Scotland will leave the UK, forgetting that A) they can't afford to B) the EU can't afford to take them C) 1.6m remain votes don't cancel out 2m NO votes.
8.) Make fun of Boris Johnson while sweating slightly and really hoping he doesn't become Prime Minister.
9.) Learn absolutely nothing from the campaign, blaming the result on everyone but yourself. Scaremongering and bullying are clearly the best tactics to use, there's no way they could possibly backfire.
10.) Curl up in a ball and cry yourself to sleep while listening to "Ode to Joy".
Were you a Remain campaigner? Are you sore about the referendum result? Check out these 10 top self-comforting strategies.
1.) Call every white person who voted Leave a "racist", ignoring the fact that Europeans are also white. Make sure you ignore and marginalise ethnic minority leave voters.
2.) Claim that the (huge) turnout wasn't high enough. 72%? It should have been at least 75%! 80%? It should have been 85%! Make sure to keep moving the goalposts.
3.) Make a stupid e-petition demanding another referendum, just like the socialists did when Labour lost last year. We need to keep having referendums until we get the "right" result.
4.) Get over-excited about the economy, even if the impact has been pretty boring and mundane. Pretend that your 2:2 in English Literature makes you an expert on currency markets.
5.) Attack the very idea of Democracy, because it's only a good thing when it goes the way you want it to. Working class voters don't know what's good for them, but middle class liberals definitely do.
6.) Share memes bashing Brexit, ignoring the unwelcome and uncomfortable realisation that you are in the minority of public opinion.
7.) Boldly claim that Scotland will leave the UK, forgetting that A) they can't afford to B) the EU can't afford to take them C) 1.6m remain votes don't cancel out 2m NO votes.
8.) Make fun of Boris Johnson while sweating slightly and really hoping he doesn't become Prime Minister.
9.) Learn absolutely nothing from the campaign, blaming the result on everyone but yourself. Scaremongering and bullying are clearly the best tactics to use, there's no way they could possibly backfire.
10.) Curl up in a ball and cry yourself to sleep while listening to "Ode to Joy".
464 Re: Nuts EU Referendum - How will you be voting? Sat Jun 25 2016, 16:28
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Breadman wrote:"Are you sure that sticking up my bum will be good for my compleckshayon, Brad...?"
465 Re: Nuts EU Referendum - How will you be voting? Sat Jun 25 2016, 16:29
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...and this is why you're getting so much shit over this.
Crowing about how you've fucked the rest of us over, isn't the best way to win friends.
Reply to BTID, not Johnny.
Obviously.
Crowing about how you've fucked the rest of us over, isn't the best way to win friends.
Reply to BTID, not Johnny.
Obviously.
466 Re: Nuts EU Referendum - How will you be voting? Sat Jun 25 2016, 16:32
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Guest
Still not forgiven you and norpig for keep saying my last name is foreignerBreadman wrote:...and this is why you're getting so much shit over this.
Crowing about how you've fucked the rest of us over, isn't the best way to win friends.
Reply to BTID, not Johnny.
Obviously.
467 Re: Nuts EU Referendum - How will you be voting? Sat Jun 25 2016, 16:34
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You wanna watch that.
You'll be the first one on the coach when Big Nige starts rounding people up for his Fun Bus To Dover.
You'll be the first one on the coach when Big Nige starts rounding people up for his Fun Bus To Dover.
468 Re: Nuts EU Referendum - How will you be voting? Sat Jun 25 2016, 16:36
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Boggers has already posted this.BoltonTillIDie wrote:Another interesting thing I've read today
Were you a Remain campaigner? Are you sore about the referendum result? Check out these 10 top self-comforting strategies.
1.) Call every white person who voted Leave a "racist", ignoring the fact that Europeans are also white. Make sure you ignore and marginalise ethnic minority leave voters.
2.) Claim that the (huge) turnout wasn't high enough. 72%? It should have been at least 75%! 80%? It should have been 85%! Make sure to keep moving the goalposts.
3.) Make a stupid e-petition demanding another referendum, just like the socialists did when Labour lost last year. We need to keep having referendums until we get the "right" result.
4.) Get over-excited about the economy, even if the impact has been pretty boring and mundane. Pretend that your 2:2 in English Literature makes you an expert on currency markets.
5.) Attack the very idea of Democracy, because it's only a good thing when it goes the way you want it to. Working class voters don't know what's good for them, but middle class liberals definitely do.
6.) Share memes bashing Brexit, ignoring the unwelcome and uncomfortable realisation that you are in the minority of public opinion.
7.) Boldly claim that Scotland will leave the UK, forgetting that A) they can't afford to B) the EU can't afford to take them C) 1.6m remain votes don't cancel out 2m NO votes.
8.) Make fun of Boris Johnson while sweating slightly and really hoping he doesn't become Prime Minister.
9.) Learn absolutely nothing from the campaign, blaming the result on everyone but yourself. Scaremongering and bullying are clearly the best tactics to use, there's no way they could possibly backfire.
10.) Curl up in a ball and cry yourself to sleep while listening to "Ode to Joy".
469 Re: Nuts EU Referendum - How will you be voting? Sat Jun 25 2016, 16:37
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Breadman wrote:...and this is why you're getting so much shit over this.
Crowing about how you've fucked the rest of us over, isn't the best way to win friends.
Reply to BTID, not Johnny.
Obviously.
It makes a nice change to hearing the Remainers moaning about how they were right, and the Leavers are all thick racists, who didn't know what they were voting for.
470 Re: Nuts EU Referendum - How will you be voting? Sat Jun 25 2016, 16:42
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Not all of them, Glos.
Just enough to make a difference to the result.
Just enough to make a difference to the result.
471 Re: Nuts EU Referendum - How will you be voting? Sat Jun 25 2016, 16:56
xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
gloswhite wrote:Breadman wrote:...and this is why you're getting so much shit over this.
Crowing about how you've fucked the rest of us over, isn't the best way to win friends.
Reply to BTID, not Johnny.
Obviously.
It makes a nice change to hearing the Remainers moaning about how they were right, and the Leavers are all thick racists, who didn't know what they were voting for.
We haven't had any Leavers explaining what they were voting for despite repeated requests for them to tell us.
Apart from you Glos - our posts clashed.
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472 Re: Nuts EU Referendum - How will you be voting? Sat Jun 25 2016, 16:56
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You bloody started it. Your trying to get me deported. Mind you, with the way things are going, ive heard syria is nice this time of yearBreadman wrote:You wanna watch that.
You'll be the first one on the coach when Big Nige starts rounding people up for his Fun Bus To Dover.
stop that bus!!!!!!474 Re: Nuts EU Referendum - How will you be voting? Sat Jun 25 2016, 17:15
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What a dick.....
"Yeah, I know I pulled the pin out of the grenade but I didn't think it'd actually blow up!"
"Yeah, I know I pulled the pin out of the grenade but I didn't think it'd actually blow up!"
476 Re: Nuts EU Referendum - How will you be voting? Sat Jun 25 2016, 18:51
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
I voted leave as I don't like the EU deciding what rules we should follow. I wanted us to take back control. Let us decide what is best for our country.
477 Re: Nuts EU Referendum - How will you be voting? Sat Jun 25 2016, 18:56
xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
OK I believe you.
What I find difficult to understand is how credible these aims are given the people who led the Brexit campaign. The "us" that will be taking control seems to be rich and very right wing and not at all concerned about the welfare of the majority of the population.
What I find difficult to understand is how credible these aims are given the people who led the Brexit campaign. The "us" that will be taking control seems to be rich and very right wing and not at all concerned about the welfare of the majority of the population.
478 Re: Nuts EU Referendum - How will you be voting? Sat Jun 25 2016, 19:01
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Not forgetting BTID, that on the security front, UK are the leaders in Europe. We have close ties, and work well with, the Americans, more so than the Europeans.
479 Re: Nuts EU Referendum - How will you be voting? Sat Jun 25 2016, 19:15
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Guest
BoltonTillIDie wrote:I voted leave as I don't like the EU deciding what rules we should follow. I wanted us to take back control. Let us decide what is best for our country.
So you're admitting that you fell for the lies then?
Because we already had "control" of our legislature, our parliament, our taxation system, immigration, health care, education system and everything else.
Not one single thing has ever been imposed on the British people since we signed up to the Common Market without full consent from the British government.
And anyway, the UK has always been one of the major decision makers within the EU legislative framework, so it's not them imposing stuff on us, it's more a case of us imposing stuff on ourselves.
That's how it works.
480 Re: Nuts EU Referendum - How will you be voting? Sat Jun 25 2016, 19:18
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Guest
gloswhite wrote:Not forgetting BTID, that on the security front, UK are the leaders in Europe. We have close ties, and work well with, the Americans, more so than the Europeans.
Correct we've always been Americas first contact in Europe. But given the choice we've just made to pull away from Europe are we going to be of as much value as we were?
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