Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread

karlypants · 21 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Thu Jul 07 2016, 20:59

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BoltonTillIDie wrote: I think she once scored a volley at Deepdale too.

She kicked someone in the nuts? Shocked

Norpig · 22 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Thu Jul 07 2016, 22:09

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this is all very tame, a sure sign we all really love Nat deep down I love you

whatsgoingon · 23 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Thu Jul 07 2016, 22:12

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Norpig wrote:this is all very tame, a sure sign we all really love Nat deep down

Or we've all been bollocked for bullery Very Happy

doffcocker · 24 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 01:10

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Oh God are we really giving her (him) her own thread once again?

It's no wonder she's got delusions of grandeur, why don't you just get it over with and ask her which hand she wipes her bum with?

rammywhite · 25 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 10:50

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doffcocker wrote:Oh God are we really giving her (him) her own thread once again?

It's no wonder she's got delusions of grandeur, why don't you just get it over with and ask her which hand she wipes her bum with?

...because he'll probably invent some story that he has someone else to wipe it for him!!

Natasha Whittam · 26 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 11:34

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rammywhite wrote:
...because he'll probably invent some story that he has someone else to wipe it for him!!

I used to, but then the credit crunch hit.

And when I recovered I simply couldn't find a competent bottom cleaner. They don't grow on trees you know.

whatsgoingon · 27 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 11:40

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Bizarrely you've just joined your own thread and it's immediately gone down hill
Very Happy

Natasha Whittam · 28 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 11:41

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doffcocker wrote:Oh God are we really giving her (him) her own thread once again?

It's no wonder she's got delusions of grandeur, why don't you just get it over with and ask her which hand she wipes her bum with?

Doffcocker, everyone knows you are my number one fan. You only come on here to lock horns with me.

Natasha Whittam · 29 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 11:42

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BoltonTillIDie wrote:I think she once scored a volley at Deepdale too.

They still talk about it in the taverns of Preston.

karlypants · 30 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 11:43

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

rammywhite wrote:
...because he'll probably invent some story that he has someone else to wipe it for him!!

I used to, but then the credit crunch hit.

And when I recovered I simply couldn't find a competent bottom cleaner. They don't grow on trees you know.

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boltonbonce · 31 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 17:58

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I've only been away a week,and this happens. Johnny will feel the full weight of my wrath when he dares to show his face. He'll blame Rammy,of course.
I've a good mind to sneak round to his house and decorate every room in wood chip.
Who in their right mind would want to read the mindless ramblings of that ridiculous excuse for a woman anyway?
I'm going to make a brew and consider my options.

scottjames30 · 32 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 18:00

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boltonbonce wrote:I've only been away a week,and this happens. Johnny will feel the full weight of my wrath when he dares to show his face. He'll blame Rammy,of course.
I've a good mind to sneak round to his house and decorate every room in wood chip.
Who in their right mind would want to read the mindless ramblings of that ridiculous excuse for a woman anyway?
I'm going to make a brew and consider my options.

Is one of the options moving to the Jungle with no internet connection ?

Boggersbelief · 33 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 18:02

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boltonbonce wrote:I've only been away a week,and this happens. Johnny will feel the full weight of my wrath when he dares to show his face. He'll blame Rammy,of course.
I've a good mind to sneak round to his house and decorate every room in wood chip.
Who in their right mind would want to read the mindless ramblings of that ridiculous excuse for a woman anyway?
I'm going to make a brew and consider my options.

You ain't been gone a week

boltonbonce · 34 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 18:06

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Feels like a week.

Boggersbelief · 35 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 18:07

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Think it was more like 3 hours

boltonbonce · 36 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 18:08

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Just checked,it was last Saturday night.

Boggersbelief · 37 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 18:10

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You can't check. Your last visit to the site would have updated as soon as you opened up nuts

scottjames30 · 38 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 18:11

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Boggersbelief wrote:Think it was more like 3 hours

That's like Breadman, books a holiday ( buys a book ) then spends a fortnight sat in an Internet booth complaining about us on nuts.

boltonbonce · 39 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 18:12

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I keep my own records. I'm seeing how long I spend online,and where. Been doing it for three months,and it's scary.

rammywhite · 40 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 18:52

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boltonbonce wrote:I've only been away a week,and this happens. Johnny will feel the full weight of my wrath when he dares to show his face. He'll blame Rammy,of course.
I've a good mind to sneak round to his house and decorate every room in wood chip.
Who in their right mind would want to read the mindless ramblings of that ridiculous excuse for a woman anyway?
I'm going to make a brew and consider my options.

It was nowt to do with me. I'm Nats biggest fan as you well know

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