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Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread
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karlypants
whatsgoingon
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21 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Thu Jul 07 2016, 20:59
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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22 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Thu Jul 07 2016, 22:09
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
this is all very tame, a sure sign we all really love Nat deep down 
23 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Thu Jul 07 2016, 22:12
whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Or we've all been bollocked for bulleryNorpig wrote:this is all very tame, a sure sign we all really love Nat deep down
24 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 01:10
doffcocker
Ivan Campo
Oh God are we really giving her (him) her own thread once again?
It's no wonder she's got delusions of grandeur, why don't you just get it over with and ask her which hand she wipes her bum with?
It's no wonder she's got delusions of grandeur, why don't you just get it over with and ask her which hand she wipes her bum with?
25 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 10:50
rammywhite
Frank Worthington
doffcocker wrote:Oh God are we really giving her (him) her own thread once again?
It's no wonder she's got delusions of grandeur, why don't you just get it over with and ask her which hand she wipes her bum with?
...because he'll probably invent some story that he has someone else to wipe it for him!!
26 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 11:34
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
rammywhite wrote:
...because he'll probably invent some story that he has someone else to wipe it for him!!
I used to, but then the credit crunch hit.
And when I recovered I simply couldn't find a competent bottom cleaner. They don't grow on trees you know.
27 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 11:40
whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Bizarrely you've just joined your own thread and it's immediately gone down hill
28 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 11:41
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
doffcocker wrote:Oh God are we really giving her (him) her own thread once again?
It's no wonder she's got delusions of grandeur, why don't you just get it over with and ask her which hand she wipes her bum with?
Doffcocker, everyone knows you are my number one fan. You only come on here to lock horns with me.
29 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 11:42
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
BoltonTillIDie wrote:I think she once scored a volley at Deepdale too.
They still talk about it in the taverns of Preston.
30 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 11:43
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Natasha Whittam wrote:rammywhite wrote:
...because he'll probably invent some story that he has someone else to wipe it for him!!
I used to, but then the credit crunch hit.
And when I recovered I simply couldn't find a competent bottom cleaner. They don't grow on trees you know.
31 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 17:58
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I've only been away a week,and this happens. Johnny will feel the full weight of my wrath when he dares to show his face. He'll blame Rammy,of course.
I've a good mind to sneak round to his house and decorate every room in wood chip.
Who in their right mind would want to read the mindless ramblings of that ridiculous excuse for a woman anyway?
I'm going to make a brew and consider my options.
I've a good mind to sneak round to his house and decorate every room in wood chip.
Who in their right mind would want to read the mindless ramblings of that ridiculous excuse for a woman anyway?
I'm going to make a brew and consider my options.
32 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 18:00
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:I've only been away a week,and this happens. Johnny will feel the full weight of my wrath when he dares to show his face. He'll blame Rammy,of course.
I've a good mind to sneak round to his house and decorate every room in wood chip.
Who in their right mind would want to read the mindless ramblings of that ridiculous excuse for a woman anyway?
I'm going to make a brew and consider my options.
Is one of the options moving to the Jungle with no internet connection ?
33 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 18:02
Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:I've only been away a week,and this happens. Johnny will feel the full weight of my wrath when he dares to show his face. He'll blame Rammy,of course.
I've a good mind to sneak round to his house and decorate every room in wood chip.
Who in their right mind would want to read the mindless ramblings of that ridiculous excuse for a woman anyway?
I'm going to make a brew and consider my options.
You ain't been gone a week
34 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 18:06
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Feels like a week.
35 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 18:07
Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Think it was more like 3 hours
36 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 18:08
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Just checked,it was last Saturday night.
37 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 18:10
Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
You can't check. Your last visit to the site would have updated as soon as you opened up nuts
38 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 18:11
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Boggersbelief wrote:Think it was more like 3 hours
That's like Breadman, books a holiday ( buys a book ) then spends a fortnight sat in an Internet booth complaining about us on nuts.39 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 18:12
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I keep my own records. I'm seeing how long I spend online,and where. Been doing it for three months,and it's scary.
40 Re: Natasha Whittam's Personal Thread Fri Jul 08 2016, 18:52
rammywhite
Frank Worthington
boltonbonce wrote:I've only been away a week,and this happens. Johnny will feel the full weight of my wrath when he dares to show his face. He'll blame Rammy,of course.
I've a good mind to sneak round to his house and decorate every room in wood chip.
Who in their right mind would want to read the mindless ramblings of that ridiculous excuse for a woman anyway?
I'm going to make a brew and consider my options.
It was nowt to do with me. I'm Nats biggest fan as you well know
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