Feckin' Hedgehogs.

Even a thread about hedgehogs goes off the rails.........

Order... Order...... Order !!!!!!

Cheers Scott.....I'll have a pint.

boltonbonce wrote:You might have.

Another thread ruined by gay sex...

Why are they eating bananas?

boltonbonce wrote:Why are they eating bananas?

They are insinuating something else.

I thought a picture told a thousand words?

Which one is Scott?

Hedgehogs like bananas.

Back on track. Nice work by me.

Especially the gay ones.

(Hedgehogs, not bananas.)

love hedgehogs

We had to have pest control out for a rat in the yard.  The pest control man said if you can fit 3 fingers in a hole then a rat can get in.

For some reason i just started thinking about which ex's would need a rat trap up their junk

Bloody things are back.

The first one did one under the fence.

The second one had to be removed to the golf course in a shoe box.

Tonight, however, the dog went out, started barking furiously and I thought: "Here we go again", only to discover that the latest interloper was the size of a basketball and that changed things a bit.

Was that the mother?

Are they nesting in our garden?

Does that suggest that I've been (unwittingly) encouraging her children to relocate elsewhere before they were capable of fending for themselves?

Am I a twat?

Would Chris Packham punch me if he knew what I'd done?

Have I killed some hedgehogs?

Don't really get them round here, however I went camping in the lakes a while back and during one of my early am dash to the conveniences by torch light, upon returning to our tent I kicked what I believed to be a rock, rather annoyed I stooped down in the pitch black to grab the offending obstacle in order to lob it to a location that would prevent me stubbing my toe only to be shocked at the rather prickly texture of the offending article.

Realising I had the torch I decide to investigate further to find it was indeed a hedgehog.

Wanting to share, at 2am, my wondrous discovery I  went inside the tent to fully wake the kids, who due to my initial manly warning, or startled girl like scream which ever you prefer, had started to emerge from their deep hibernation.

To my surprise in the short time that it took for the kids to come and rescue me from what they assumed to be a life threatening situation the little bleeder legged it. Which brings me to my question, it seems to me that hedgehogs are pretty nifty on there feet (they even named one sonic) and can get into places most animals can't so why the hell have they decided the best thing to do when attacked is to root themselves to the spot and become immobile?

Just seen this. It might be worth a try Bread if you are still having issues.

https://www.arkwildlife.co.uk/Information/91/Free_Bird_Care_Competition_from_Ark_Wildlife.html

A single hedghog will keep your garden free of pests, hedgehogs are good for your garden.

So's horse shit but I wouldn't want a ton of that living in my back garden either.

Bread2.0 wrote:So's horse shit but I wouldn't want a ton of that living in my back garden either.

Reminds me of an old joke - Q- what's the difference between an XR3i and a hedgehog
                                        A - on a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside