Blokes dying their hair.

It's good that the mocking of red-haired people has brought Scott and Breadman together.

Twats!

Natasha Whittam wrote:It's good that the mocking of red-haired people smelly, ginger bastards has brought Scott and Breadman together.

Twats!

Fixed it.

I just can't see strawberry Blonde as ginger, they're different colours.

Just pointing out,  Breadman's mistake.

Chill out Nat, I am always brotherhood, never bumchums.

I've never got why blokes dye their hair. To look younger maybe? I wouldn't know, I'm not old and decrepit like some of the silver foxes on here. 

Anyway, another thing I don't get is the blokes that go to the hairdressers for stuff that should be reserved only for women. 

I deliver furniture for a living and as I was carrying this chaps stuff into his house he was on the phone booking himself in for a cut and blow giving the reason that his hairdryer was broken. 

I mean seriously, what the fuck is that all about?

Have you seen how many blokes have nicely trimmed finger nails these days?

What's wrong with biting them? Does the job for me.

okocha wrote:How is it that Bill Bailey quite suits his bald-on-top, long-at-the back hairstyle which would look ludicrous on most men?

Because he's a cunt

whatsgoingon wrote:

okocha wrote:How is it that Bill Bailey quite suits his bald-on-top, long-at-the back hairstyle which would look ludicrous on most men?

Because he's a cunt

And I don't suppose he's gone home yet?

Dirty stop out.

Bwfc1958 wrote:I've never got why blokes dye their hair. To look younger maybe? I wouldn't know, I'm not old and decrepit like some of the silver foxes on here. 

Anyway, another thing I don't get is the blokes that go to the hairdressers for stuff that should be reserved only for women. 

I deliver furniture for a living and as I was carrying this chaps stuff into his house he was on the phone booking himself in for a cut and blow giving the reason that his hairdryer was broken. 

I mean seriously, what the fuck is that all about?

No idea.

And that's what I was getting at.

You should have dropped whatever it was you were delivering in the middle of his living room and then smashed it up with a hammer.

Before taking his phone off him, ending the call (hammers again) and then advising him that you were going to do him a favour, for which he would later thank you, by offering him the opportunity to prove that he wasn't a ponce by standing over him as he rebuilt it.

Penalty for failure, your choice.

Turns out that worrying about how "natural" your hair looks and pondering over whether or not you can still get in your shiny pvc pants is actually less important than eating a decent meal every once in a while and taking your vitamin supplements.

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/steven-tyler-im-really-concerned-and-worried-about-joe-perry-20160714

Christ, the guy's 66 and a multimillionaire.

Stick a fried butty down your neck, watch a bit of telly and put your feet up, mate.

But that brings up back to the vanity issue.

Why would you keep starving yourself and dying your hair at 66?

You've made it.

You're cool and will be forever remembered as such.

So why not kick back and enjoy your retirement?

Pressure from the record company? Tell 'em to fuck off and go and live on your island.

I really don't get it.

A bit in the same way that AC/DC are scrabbling round for singers to keep touring.

Why?

Do you mean dyeing their hair as opposed to dying? Dying would suggest the hair is dead and yet it continues to grow.

Hair and nails do not grow on a dead body it is the skin shrinking that gives the impression that they do.