You know when you get the impression that....

Bread2.0 · 1 You know when you get the impression that.... Tue Sep 20 2016, 19:33

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Andy Walker

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...you're the thickest person in the room and you're well out of your depth?

Well, that's where I was earlier today.

I'm on a course from work at Leeds Uni and it's full of people with PhD's and MA's and Diplomas in Advanced Rocket Science with Applied Brain Surgery and stuff.

And they've only gone and given us some bloody homework!

When I'm stuck in a poxy hotel room, I want to be watching Emmerdale in my gruds, eating a Big Mac, not having to battle with shite like this:

You know when you get the impression that.... 20160910

You know when you get the impression that.... 20160910

I mean, come on.......?

How do they expect normal people to be able to deal with shit like that?

My maths expertise barely extends beyond: If I have 2 apples, 3 oranges and a banana, can I make a fruit salad?

Have a stab and I'll take the best solution in and submit it as my answer tomorrow.

Cheers.

Natasha Whittam · 2 Re: You know when you get the impression that.... Tue Sep 20 2016, 19:52

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Bread2.0 wrote:
I'm on a course from work at Leeds Uni and it's full of people with PhD's and MA's and Diplomas in Advanced Rocket Science with Applied Brain Surgery and stuff.

I can't believe you missed the opportunity to brag about your Bolton Nuts Most Intelligent Poster award.

boltonbonce · 3 Re: You know when you get the impression that.... Tue Sep 20 2016, 19:57

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Oh dear.

I was given a similar kind of problem at school. Luckily,my Uncle was a maths wizard,and gave me the answer.
I was proud as punch when it emerged I was the only boy with the correct answer.

Until the teacher asked me to come to the blackboard and show everyone how I'd worked it out.

You could try a problem solver like thishttps://www.cymath.com/but I'm afraid I'm out.
Good luck.

Bread2.0 · 4 Re: You know when you get the impression that.... Tue Sep 20 2016, 20:00

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Andy Walker

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My intention is not to alienate them by intimidation.

I just want to fit in with the rest of the (nerd) gang and letting that slip might put them off.

The last thing I want is to have a Ventolin inhaler shoved up my arse by a bunch of corduroy wearing research scientists when my guard's down in the toilets.

I'll have to think of something else.

Bread2.0 · 5 Re: You know when you get the impression that.... Tue Sep 20 2016, 20:05

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Andy Walker

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...and anyway, I get the distinct impression that if I mentioned Nuts, I would then have to follow it up with (A) an explanation of what a football forum is and then (B) one about what football is.

gloswhite · 6 Re: You know when you get the impression that.... Tue Sep 20 2016, 20:45

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its a very deep and involved equation just to make bread isn't it ? Very Happy

Numpty 28723 · 7 Re: You know when you get the impression that.... Tue Sep 20 2016, 21:37

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Andy Walker

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You can tell this is a trick question because:

a) Reebok Trotter's initials occur twice in the equation.

b) The last sentence - "It is better determined practically" translates as "you're wasting your time fucking about with an equation anyway."

I used to be OK at maths in school when it was all about numbers but then the tricky bastards started chucking letters in as well and totally lost me.

boltonbonce · 8 Re: You know when you get the impression that.... Tue Sep 20 2016, 21:39

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karlypants · 9 Re: You know when you get the impression that.... Tue Sep 20 2016, 21:45

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Bwfc1958 · 10 Re: You know when you get the impression that.... Tue Sep 20 2016, 21:52

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boltonbonce wrote:

Bread2.0 · 11 Re: You know when you get the impression that.... Wed Sep 21 2016, 07:50

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Andy Walker

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boltonbonce wrote:

Bastard....... Very Happy

Reebok Trotter · 12 Re: You know when you get the impression that.... Wed Sep 21 2016, 09:50

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Bread2.0 wrote:...you're the thickest person in the room and you're well out of your depth?

Well, that's where I was earlier today.

I'm on a course from work at Leeds Uni and it's full of people with PhD's and MA's and Diplomas in Advanced Rocket Science with Applied Brain Surgery and stuff.

And they've only gone and given us some bloody homework!

When I'm stuck in a poxy hotel room, I want to be watching Emmerdale in my gruds, eating a Big Mac, not having to battle with shite like this:

I mean, come on.......?

How do they expect normal people to be able to deal with shit like that?

My maths expertise barely extends beyond: If I have 2 apples, 3 oranges and a banana, can I make a fruit salad?

Have a stab and I'll take the best solution in and submit it as my answer tomorrow.

Cheers.

I was never any good at maths and your homework is complete gobbledygook. It may as well have been written in Farsi. The only sentence I understand is the last one.

scottjames30 · 13 Re: You know when you get the impression that.... Wed Sep 21 2016, 14:11

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I've never had that feeling, your company shouldn't put you in embarrassing situations like that.

whatsgoingon · 14 Re: You know when you get the impression that.... Wed Sep 21 2016, 15:23

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scottjames30 wrote:I've never had that feeling, your company shouldn't put you in embarrassing situations like that.

Alright enough of this, who's hacked Scott's account

Fabians Right Peg · 15 Re: You know when you get the impression that.... Wed Sep 21 2016, 20:31

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Andy Walker

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This is a statement not a question, there is no question mark or anything to solve, or am I missing summat scratch

scottjames30 · 16 Re: You know when you get the impression that.... Thu Sep 22 2016, 05:26

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It's a method.

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