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An acre of land on Mars

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karlypants
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41An acre of land on Mars - Page 3 Empty Re: An acre of land on Mars Wed Oct 05 2016, 12:49

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bwfc1958 wrote:Will you be letting him out of the shed and bringing him along for the grand opening of Brutopia?
Of course. Although getting him there may be a problem.

I don't think his bus pass covers it.

42An acre of land on Mars - Page 3 Empty Re: An acre of land on Mars Wed Oct 05 2016, 12:58

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

boltonbonce wrote:
Bwfc1958 wrote:Will you be letting him out of the shed and bringing him along for the grand opening of Brutopia?
Of course. Although getting him there may be a problem.

I don't think his bus pass covers it.
I don't think it's a good idea tbh. The only thing scarier than having Bruce Forsyth around kids would be Fred the weatherman manning the Gary Glitter and Jimmy Savile exhibition.

43An acre of land on Mars - Page 3 Empty Re: An acre of land on Mars Wed Oct 05 2016, 13:12

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Don't worry about it,it'll be fine. Half price for Bumchums.

44An acre of land on Mars - Page 3 Empty Re: An acre of land on Mars Wed Oct 05 2016, 13:19

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

boltonbonce wrote:Don't worry about it,it'll be fine. Half price for Bumchums.
Fair enough. Half price swings it. 

You could give bread his own stall selling Jaffa cakes. It would be best to have him behind a stall of some sort to cover the fact he'll be wearing no trousers. 

Maybe Magoo could sell caramelised sausages. 

Obviously my tinned tomato stall would do the biggest trade but there is still room for others to try and flourish. Difficult I know, but they could try.

45An acre of land on Mars - Page 3 Empty Re: An acre of land on Mars Wed Oct 05 2016, 13:41

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Not sure about Bread. I wasn't too keen on his method for making the holes in the doughnuts for last years Christmas bash.
The way he carried them to the tables also left much to be desired.
Tinned toms will be fine. Magoo and Bread will have to find alternative employment.

46An acre of land on Mars - Page 3 Empty Re: An acre of land on Mars Wed Oct 05 2016, 13:42

Guest


Guest

Breaders is in charge of the aquatic centre.

Magoo.........livestock maybe?

47An acre of land on Mars - Page 3 Empty Re: An acre of land on Mars Wed Oct 05 2016, 13:43

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

boltonbonce wrote:Not sure about Bread. I wasn't too keen on his method for making the holes in the doughnuts for last years Christmas bash.
The way he carried them to the tables also left much to be desired.

Look at me, Ma....No hands!!

48An acre of land on Mars - Page 3 Empty Re: An acre of land on Mars Wed Oct 05 2016, 13:45

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Yes,but only one at a time. Pitiful. Razz

49An acre of land on Mars - Page 3 Empty Re: An acre of land on Mars Wed Oct 05 2016, 13:50

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

Wouldn't have been a problem for me. 

It's a bit of a pain having to source specialist underwear though. 

An acre of land on Mars - Page 3 9k=

50An acre of land on Mars - Page 3 Empty Re: An acre of land on Mars Wed Oct 05 2016, 14:08

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I may never sleep again. :facepalm:

51An acre of land on Mars - Page 3 Empty Re: An acre of land on Mars Wed Oct 05 2016, 14:35

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Nelly the elephant comes to mind.

52An acre of land on Mars - Page 3 Empty Re: An acre of land on Mars Wed Oct 05 2016, 14:39

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Guest

karlypants wrote:Nelly the elephant is sexy in my mind.
Filth

53An acre of land on Mars - Page 3 Empty Re: An acre of land on Mars Wed Oct 05 2016, 14:42

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

KP must be round here somewhere.........
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54An acre of land on Mars - Page 3 Empty Re: An acre of land on Mars Wed Oct 05 2016, 14:42

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

y2j 3.0 wrote:
karlypants wrote:Nelly the elephant is sexy in my mind.
Filth
Normal business resumed. Welcome back Johnny.  Very Happy

55An acre of land on Mars - Page 3 Empty Re: An acre of land on Mars Wed Oct 05 2016, 14:45

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

If you want to keep grounded and remain closer to home, I remember being told that you can still buy an acre of land just outside Las Vegas for $1.

It's miles from anywhere in the desert, there are no roads, water, electricity or gas but hey, whaddya want for a buck?

56An acre of land on Mars - Page 3 Empty Re: An acre of land on Mars Wed Oct 05 2016, 14:47

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bwfc1958 wrote:
y2j 3.0 wrote:
karlypants wrote:Nelly the elephant is sexy in my mind.
Filth
Normal business resumed. Welcome back Johnny.  Very Happy
Laughing

57An acre of land on Mars - Page 3 Empty Re: An acre of land on Mars Wed Oct 05 2016, 14:58

rammywhite

rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Are you lot off your heads? You can get land just outside Rammy for half that price!

58An acre of land on Mars - Page 3 Empty Re: An acre of land on Mars Wed Oct 05 2016, 15:03

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Guest

Vegas it is.  There are fook all laws there.  Anything goes in vegas.  Who's in? Smile

59An acre of land on Mars - Page 3 Empty Re: An acre of land on Mars Wed Oct 05 2016, 15:03

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Guest

Bwfc1958 wrote:
y2j 3.0 wrote:
karlypants wrote:Nelly the elephant is sexy in my mind.
Filth
Normal business resumed. Welcome back Johnny.  Very Happy
:like:

60An acre of land on Mars - Page 3 Empty Re: An acre of land on Mars Wed Oct 05 2016, 15:05

Fabians Right Peg

Fabians Right Peg
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

rammywhite wrote:Are you lot off your heads? You can get land just outside Rammy for half that price!

What a choice a baron wilderness where no one wants to live, or the nevada desert.

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