25,000

She's probably got a client right now...

karlypants wrote:She's probably got a client right now...

For a massage with happy ending

I'll be deeply hurt if she fails to mention you know who.

The suspense is literally killing me.

I mean that in the modern sense that kids use it nowadays.

ie, it's not killing me at all but I am mildly interested.

i suspect that is Nats plan, she loves to think we hang on her every word

Natasha Whittam wrote:11 posts to go. I hope I don't waste the 25,000th post on some bellend.

Well done Nat- keep it up. Most of your posts are enjoyable!

Natasha Whittam wrote:
Feel free to post messages of gratitude and love on this thread, and perhaps you have some stories detailing how I have touched your life in some way.

Natasha Whittam once touched me in some way.

And then told me I should express my gratitude.

Congratulations on your soon-to-be 25,000 posts which is indeed a magnificent achievement.

The next big target should be 28,723 - a post for every seat in the stadium!

Well,when I first arrived on Nuts,I was met by a fiery blast from Nat,and,I have to say,she hasn't really mellowed towards me at all.
Death threats,accusations of Bumchummary,and a deep distrust of anything 'Brucie',has made it very difficult for me to love her.
She even accused me of killing the site,which I thought was a little harsh,but I've forgiven her,as any decent Bumchummer would.
Let's face it,Nuts wouldn't be the same without her. She's the ticking clock,or perhaps ticking time bomb,that keeps us on the straight and narrow.
So I'll happily raise a glass to your 25,000th post,Nat,and look forward to many more.

Have I missed it or is "Nat's Entertainment - We'll Singe On Our Own" still being crafted?

Natasha Whittam wrote:11 posts to go. I hope I don't waste the 25,000th post on some bellend.

I refuse to play this sycophantic game.

Good game,good game.

boltonbonce wrote:Good game,good game.

Nice to see you, Brucie!!!

Cajunboy wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Good game,good game.

Nice to see you, Brucie!!!

Bloody hell,don't turn this,of all threads into a Brucie thread. I'd hoped to have earned a bit of respite with my earlier post,but this could put me in peril.
So......I don't know what you're talking about.