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1Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas  Empty Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas on Fri Dec 09 2016, 22:31

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Spartacus was 100 years old today. Quite a milestone. They had a big party for him in true Hollywood fashion where the rich and famous paid their respects. Kirk said the secret to a long life was his happy marriage and the fact that he had no enemies. When asked why he had no enemies, he replied, " Because they're all dead. "

2Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas  Empty Re: Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas on Fri Dec 09 2016, 22:59

Sluffy

Sluffy
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Fair play to him, not many 'A listers' make it to a ton.

A decent actor in his day too!

3Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas  Empty Re: Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas on Sat Dec 10 2016, 08:04

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Joel Douglas, the less famous son of the actor Kirk, was performing at the Comedy Store and getting increasingly frustrated by the audience reaction. He started shouting: "You can't do this to me, I'm Kirk Douglas's son!" At which point some wag stood up and said: "No, I'm Kirk Douglas's son." Then someone else stood up, and so on.

4Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas  Empty Re: Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas on Sat Dec 10 2016, 15:21

Bollotom2014

Bollotom2014
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
I wonder if HM sent him a telegram as a mark of respect for someone who has given us so much pleasure. Happy birthday.

5Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas  Empty Re: Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas on Sat Dec 10 2016, 17:31

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
On that basis, Nat will be expecting the same on her next 32nd birthday  Very Happy

6Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas  Empty Re: Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas on Sun Dec 11 2016, 11:24

Lard Lad

Lard Lad
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
Can't take anyone that wears sandals seriously.

7Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas  Empty Re: Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas on Sun Dec 11 2016, 22:07

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Lard Lad wrote:Can't take anyone that wears sandals seriously.

What about Mohandas Gandhi, credited with forming the passive resistance movement?

8Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas  Empty Re: Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas on Mon Dec 12 2016, 09:21

whatsgoingon

whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@boltonbonce wrote:Joel Douglas, the less famous son of the actor Kirk, was performing at the Comedy Store and getting increasingly frustrated by the audience reaction. He started shouting: "You can't do this to me, I'm Kirk Douglas's son!" At which point some wag stood up and said: "No, I'm Kirk Douglas's son." Then someone else stood up, and so on.
That's good, another cracking comment was years ago when watching Carrie at the cinema at the bit where Carrie uses her psychic powers to throw the 3 knives through her Mum's heart someone shouted out "one hundred and eighty"

9Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas  Empty Re: Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas on Mon Dec 12 2016, 09:45

Lard Lad

Lard Lad
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka
@Reebok Trotter wrote:
@Lard Lad wrote:Can't take anyone that wears sandals seriously.

What about Mohandas Gandhi, credited with forming the passive resistance movement?
No exceptions men in sandals a no no. Didn't he wear a sheet ?

10Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas  Empty Re: Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas on Mon Dec 12 2016, 17:08

wanderlust


Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Lard Lad wrote:
@Reebok Trotter wrote:
@Lard Lad wrote:Can't take anyone that wears sandals seriously.

What about Mohandas Gandhi, credited with forming the passive resistance movement?
No exceptions men in sandals a no no. Didn't he wear a sheet ?
I heard that other sandal-wearing troublemaker Jesus of Nazareth did.

11Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas  Empty Re: Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas on Mon Dec 12 2016, 17:25

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
And that fat, lazy bastard, Buddha.

Sat there, under his tree all day long, telling everybody to be nice to each other.....

Wanker!

(EDIT: Just checked some images and it appears he was bare-foot. So the lazy twat couldn't even be arsed putting any shoes on!)

12Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas  Empty Re: Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas on Mon Dec 12 2016, 18:04

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Bread2.0 wrote:And that fat, lazy bastard, Buddha.

Sat there, under his tree all day long, telling everybody to be nice to each other.....

Wanker!

(EDIT: Just checked some images and it appears he was bare-foot. So the lazy twat couldn't even be arsed putting any shoes on!)

Very Happy

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