Happy Birthday Kirk Douglas

Spartacus was 100 years old today. Quite a milestone. They had a big party for him in true Hollywood fashion where the rich and famous paid their respects. Kirk said the secret to a long life was his happy marriage and the fact that he had no enemies. When asked why he had no enemies, he replied, " Because they're all dead. "

Fair play to him, not many 'A listers' make it to a ton.

A decent actor in his day too!

I wonder if HM sent him a telegram as a mark of respect for someone who has given us so much pleasure. Happy birthday.

On that basis, Nat will be expecting the same on her next 32nd birthday 

Can't take anyone that wears sandals seriously.

Lard Lad wrote:Can't take anyone that wears sandals seriously.

What about Mohandas Gandhi, credited with forming the passive resistance movement?

boltonbonce wrote:Joel Douglas, the less famous son of the actor Kirk, was performing at the Comedy Store and getting increasingly frustrated by the audience reaction. He started shouting: "You can't do this to me, I'm Kirk Douglas's son!" At which point some wag stood up and said: "No, I'm Kirk Douglas's son." Then someone else stood up, and so on.

That's good, another cracking comment was years ago when watching Carrie at the cinema at the bit where Carrie uses her psychic powers to throw the 3 knives through her Mum's heart someone shouted out "one hundred and eighty"

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Lard Lad wrote:Can't take anyone that wears sandals seriously.

What about Mohandas Gandhi, credited with forming the passive resistance movement?

No exceptions men in sandals a no no. Didn't he wear a sheet ?

Lard Lad wrote:

Reebok Trotter wrote:

Lard Lad wrote:Can't take anyone that wears sandals seriously.

What about Mohandas Gandhi, credited with forming the passive resistance movement?

No exceptions men in sandals a no no. Didn't he wear a sheet ?

I heard that other sandal-wearing troublemaker Jesus of Nazareth did.

And that fat, lazy bastard, Buddha.

Sat there, under his tree all day long, telling everybody to be nice to each other.....

Wanker!

(EDIT: Just checked some images and it appears he was bare-foot. So the lazy twat couldn't even be arsed putting any shoes on!)

Bread2.0 wrote:And that fat, lazy bastard, Buddha.

Sat there, under his tree all day long, telling everybody to be nice to each other.....

Wanker!

(EDIT: Just checked some images and it appears he was bare-foot. So the lazy twat couldn't even be arsed putting any shoes on!)