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New Years Resolutions

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1New Years Resolutions Empty New Years Resolutions Wed Dec 21 2016, 11:25

whatsgoingon

whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

My New Years Resolution this year is to eat healthier and get fitter which probably means joining the throng who waste billions on gym memberships without actually attending.
What reolutions do you have and for a bit of fun maybe suggestions for what other posters should resolve to do this year - keep it civil  Very Happy

2New Years Resolutions Empty Re: New Years Resolutions Wed Dec 21 2016, 11:45

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

whatsgoingon wrote:suggestions for what other posters should resolve to do this year

Whatsgoingon: shut the fuck up
Breadman: shut the fuck up
Norpig: shut the fuck up
Bwfc1958: shut the fuck up
Boggers: shut the fuck up
Sluffy: shut the fuck up
Martin: shut the fuck up
KP: shut the fuck up
Bonce: shut the fuck up
Glos: shut the fuck up
Doffcocker: shut the fuck up
Xmiles: shut the fuck up
Rammywhite: shut the fuck up

3New Years Resolutions Empty Re: New Years Resolutions Wed Dec 21 2016, 11:46

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

i don't really have any but i think Boggers should make a resolution to stop being a dick on here  Very Happy

Breaders - to stay off ebay when drunk
Boncey - to invest in proper accident cover
KP - to stop hanging around Bargain Booze
Magoo - to stop worrying the local livestock
SK - To learn how to construct a post on here we can all understand
me - thought of one now, to learn to play the bass guitar properly
Nat - to stop sending me pictures of her in the buff, i can't take anymore

4New Years Resolutions Empty Re: New Years Resolutions Wed Dec 21 2016, 11:51

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I've already made it known that i would be nice during the holidays. But if we aren't top of the league after we play Scunthorpe, someone is gonna get it

5New Years Resolutions Empty Re: New Years Resolutions Wed Dec 21 2016, 12:00

whatsgoingon

whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Natasha Whittam wrote:
whatsgoingon wrote:suggestions for what other posters should resolve to do this year

Whatsgoingon: shut the fuck up
Breadman: shut the fuck up
Norpig: shut the fuck up
Bwfc1958: shut the fuck up
Boggers: shut the fuck up
Sluffy: shut the fuck up
Martin: shut the fuck up
KP: shut the fuck up
Bonce: shut the fuck up
Glos: shut the fuck up
Doffcocker: shut the fuck up
Xmiles: shut the fuck up
Rammywhite: shut the fuck up
Good to see the keep it civil bit stayed strong  Very Happy

Nat - accept your gender and stop bringing gay sex and knobs into every thread
Bonce - To invest in a H & S course and wean himself of Bruce because he ain't going to be around for ever
KP - to upgrade from the back of BB to the back of M&S
BWFC58 - To improve his five a day habits by upgrading to fresh tomatoes
Sluffy - To do a better job keeping us up to date with what the ST's up to, he never seems to mention it.
Glos - invest in a joke book
Boggers - Learn that ITK doesn't mean copying and pasting from Twitter
Breadman - chill the fuck out, and accept that Brexit was the right decision.
Norpig - try and get a better balance between work and posting on here, by doing some work.

6New Years Resolutions Empty Re: New Years Resolutions Wed Dec 21 2016, 12:09

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

My NYR is to look trendier in 2017.
I'm going to invest in some shiny pants and pointy shoes. I also intend to sport a well trimmed beard,to compliment my man bun.
If your hobby is getting dragged out of a pond on a regular basis,it pays to look good.

7New Years Resolutions Empty Re: New Years Resolutions Wed Dec 21 2016, 12:15

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

I am going to try and masturbate less.

It's not doing me any good and I almost crashed the car on one occasion recently.

8New Years Resolutions Empty Re: New Years Resolutions Wed Dec 21 2016, 12:18

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bread2.0 wrote:I am going to try and masturbate less.

It's not doing me any good and I almost crashed the car on one occasion recently.
Shocking habit. Razz
Mind you,my days at the penile dysfunction clinic have been pretty successful. I still don't get any sex,but I always have somewhere to hang my cap.

9New Years Resolutions Empty Re: New Years Resolutions Wed Dec 21 2016, 12:47

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

whatsgoingon wrote:

Norpig - try and get a better balance between work and posting on here, by doing some work.
 i have the balance just right thanks Very Happy

Although work has a habit of getting in the way of me posting as much as i want

10New Years Resolutions Empty Re: New Years Resolutions Wed Dec 21 2016, 13:05

rammywhite

rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

I'm going to be nice to Nat even if the flat chested old slapper doesn't deserve it

11New Years Resolutions Empty Re: New Years Resolutions Wed Dec 21 2016, 17:23

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

I'm going to stop posting jokes from other forums that I'm on. They're just not appreciated  Very Happy

Otherwise, I'm going to lose weight, get fitter, and live a boring life. (Not sure what I'll be doing from week 2)

12New Years Resolutions Empty Re: New Years Resolutions Wed Dec 21 2016, 17:26

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

You're on other forums? Shocked

13New Years Resolutions Empty Re: New Years Resolutions Wed Dec 21 2016, 17:28

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

Yep Spec Ops, (a closed forum)

14New Years Resolutions Empty Re: New Years Resolutions Wed Dec 21 2016, 17:38

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

gloswhite wrote:Yep Spec Ops, (a closed forum)

You of all people should know that's not true.

Nothing is closed and TEMPORA knows where you've been...... Very Happy

15New Years Resolutions Empty Re: New Years Resolutions Wed Dec 21 2016, 17:55

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Sneaky devils.

16New Years Resolutions Empty Re: New Years Resolutions Wed Dec 21 2016, 17:56

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

Laughing

17New Years Resolutions Empty Re: New Years Resolutions Wed Dec 21 2016, 17:58

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

They're checking my search history.
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