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There are a lot of annoying posters on Bolton Nuts. Well, here's your chance to send a message to that poster to shut the fuck up.
The 2014 "champion" Scott is no longer with us, but will the 2015 winner, Boggers, be able to hold on to the title? I think he has competition.
Here are your options:
Breadman (now known as Bread2.0)
The world's biggest know-it-all. There isn't a topic in the world that he can't be a condescending prick about. Likes to tell stories about his family members, usually in the small hours after a few drinks. Has a strange relationship with Bonce.
Sluffy
Likes to say "it's only the internet" and question why people take it seriously. Then spends the whole day arguing about pointless shit as though it's life and death.
Doffcocker
Post after post of utter bollocks. Ok, I could be describing anyone on Nuts, but Doffocker always goes the extra mile to really post absolute shite. Claims to go to the games but is usually found stalking women in Asda at 3pm on a Saturday.
Boggersbelief
The reigning champion has done his best to hold onto the title in 2016. Famous for his "88 points" prediction, he's followed that up with hundreds of ITK predictions.....not a single one coming off. Is currently in a bromance with Scott.
Natasha Whittam
Not sure why I'm putting myself on here, but I like to make things fair. I have clearly been the best and funniest poster of the year. But most importantly my knowledge of football has often left you speechless. I am head of the anti-bumchumary alliance.
Karlypants
If something goes wrong with the site you can guarantee that KP is behind it. Your speakers not working? Chatbox full of wankers talking about pandas? Getting pics of hairy knobs in your inbox? Blame KP. Is also king of the Bumchums.
Wanderlust
Head of the BWFC Armchair Association. Talks at length about players, managers, tactics and club finances. Yet the last time he went anywhere near Bolton Maggie Thatcher was running things and he could see his feet.
The winner will be announced later in the week. The trophy will be presented by Timmy Mallett before the FA Cup game against Crystal Palace on Saturday. The winner will also receive an all expenses paid trip to visit Chris Amos at the Houses of Parliament.
The 2014 "champion" Scott is no longer with us, but will the 2015 winner, Boggers, be able to hold on to the title? I think he has competition.
Here are your options:
Breadman (now known as Bread2.0)
The world's biggest know-it-all. There isn't a topic in the world that he can't be a condescending prick about. Likes to tell stories about his family members, usually in the small hours after a few drinks. Has a strange relationship with Bonce.
Sluffy
Likes to say "it's only the internet" and question why people take it seriously. Then spends the whole day arguing about pointless shit as though it's life and death.
Doffcocker
Post after post of utter bollocks. Ok, I could be describing anyone on Nuts, but Doffocker always goes the extra mile to really post absolute shite. Claims to go to the games but is usually found stalking women in Asda at 3pm on a Saturday.
Boggersbelief
The reigning champion has done his best to hold onto the title in 2016. Famous for his "88 points" prediction, he's followed that up with hundreds of ITK predictions.....not a single one coming off. Is currently in a bromance with Scott.
Natasha Whittam
Not sure why I'm putting myself on here, but I like to make things fair. I have clearly been the best and funniest poster of the year. But most importantly my knowledge of football has often left you speechless. I am head of the anti-bumchumary alliance.
Karlypants
If something goes wrong with the site you can guarantee that KP is behind it. Your speakers not working? Chatbox full of wankers talking about pandas? Getting pics of hairy knobs in your inbox? Blame KP. Is also king of the Bumchums.
Wanderlust
Head of the BWFC Armchair Association. Talks at length about players, managers, tactics and club finances. Yet the last time he went anywhere near Bolton Maggie Thatcher was running things and he could see his feet.
The winner will be announced later in the week. The trophy will be presented by Timmy Mallett before the FA Cup game against Crystal Palace on Saturday. The winner will also receive an all expenses paid trip to visit Chris Amos at the Houses of Parliament.
