Who has bored you senseless this season? Whose posts send you scrolling faster than a Bolton fan leaving early? Who do you wish would just shut the fuck up?
In no particular order, here are the main contenders for the not very coveted trophy:
Boggersbelief: Runner-up last year, can he go one better this time? Claims to be in the know on just about everything Bolton Wanderers, but in reality there's more chance of you seeing a decent pass at the Macron than one of Boggers' predictions coming true.
Wanderlust: Never tires of telling us how the game went, despite not setting foot in Bolton since 1979 when he met the love of his life, an armchair. They have been inseparable ever since.
Sluffy: The current title holder. His motto is why write in 10 words what you can write in 10,000. Recently compared himself to Einstein, his ability to condescend is unrivalled. It's only the internet, remember.
Natasha Whittam: Not really sure why I'm on here, but the others will just moan otherwise. I can't imagine anyone voting for me, I am the life and soul of this site.
Boltonbonce: Posts more about slippers than Bolton Wanderers. Has it in for Will Buckley. Always one Google image search away from prison.
Karlypants: Appears to have stepped down as king of the bumchums to concentrate on his small business behind the bins. Small being the operative word.
T.R.O.Y.: Will argue that night is day just to wind you up. Is fully conversant in bullshit on a whole range of topics. Incidentally, T.R.O.Y. stands for They Reminisce Over You. No one is reminiscing over this bellend.
MartinBWFC: Has been very vocal in slagging off Phil Parkinson, almost before a ball was kicked this season. Many would like to kick Martin in the balls.
Xmiles: Sick of hearing about Brexit? Then don't go anywhere near this gobshite. It's his whole life. He never tires of telling people they are wrong and he is right. Possibly related to sluffy.
Norpig: Over the course of a year I have never read so much about one mans wanking habits. Usually involves ALF. Not the furry alien. I hope.
You have one vote so use it wisely. The invisible trophy will be presented at half-time during the first home game of next season, it will hopefully be presented by Zat Knight, BWFC legend.
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