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1Shit Neighbours Empty Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 18:50

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
The couple below my penthouse are having a 40th birthday party for the butch one of the lesbian couple.

It started around lunchtime with blaring music (they seem to be running through every KD Lang album) that is making my floor shake.

I don't mind it much through the day as I'm in and out (not of Cecil), but on a Saturday evening I like to meditate and eat Twirls. I can't do that if all I can hear is some crap singer telling me she's in love with a waitress from the local diner.

I went down (not on Cecil) an hour or so ago asking them to keep the bloody racket down and was greeted by sexist comments about getting my tits out and what they'd like to do to me. It was like an afternoon on Nuts.

So here's the conundrum. Do I put up with the noise or call the police? Do you have noisy neighbours? If so, how do you deal with it?

2Shit Neighbours Empty Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 19:04

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I myself suffer this problem every now and again. If it gets too bad,I go round and push something through their letter box.

3Shit Neighbours Empty Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 19:07

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Your knob?

4Shit Neighbours Empty Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 19:11

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Your knob?
Certainly not. They have a Jack Russell.

5Shit Neighbours Empty Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 19:32

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Once again, no helpful advice from the Nuts community.

Twats.

6Shit Neighbours Empty Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 19:36

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
As I said before, stick something through the letter box.

I'm sure Cecil would fit.

7Shit Neighbours Empty Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 19:37

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
What would a bunch of lesbians do with Cecil?

8Shit Neighbours Empty Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 19:40

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Use him as a dildo?

9Shit Neighbours Empty Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 19:42

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Poor Cecil.

10Shit Neighbours Empty Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 20:48

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Your knob?
Certainly not. They have a Jack Russell.
WTF am I reading here in this thread?!  :rofl:

11Shit Neighbours Empty Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 20:49

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I've just spat my Strongbow out all over my phone reading this thread! :rofl:

12Shit Neighbours Empty Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 20:51

finlaymcdanger

finlaymcdanger
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
Has Bonce got the peanut butter out again?

13Shit Neighbours Empty Re: Shit Neighbours on Sat May 06 2017, 22:57

Fabians Right Peg

Fabians Right Peg
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
@boltonbonce wrote:
@Natasha Whittam wrote:Your knob?
Certainly not. They have a Jack Russell.

Your next door neighbour keeps a former England wicket keeper to guard against people poking their knobs through the door? Shocked

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