Nuts Should Sponsor A Player

One way to arrest the Nuts decline (see my post in the Wandering Minds section) is to get our name out there and draw in some new blood.

And with the club asking for people or organisations to sponsor each player and his kit, surely this is the chance we've all been waiting for.

I'm prepared to throw in 57p to sponsor Gary Madine's y-fronts, perhaps if a few of us pledge a few pennies we could go big and sponsor Jay Spearing's socks.

What do you think...are you in?

It's a good idea and one done by Bolton Banter in the past but from memory it cost several hundreds to sponsor anyone we might have heard of!

Bolton Banter sponsored youth team players all who immediately left the club at the end of the season and were never heard of again.


As surprisingly as it may seem some of us in the back office here on Nuts have already started to chat about things we could do to get more people to post (for the benefit of all of us - its not meant to be a punishment you know!) and hopefully we have a plan that we hope might work - but we don't want to say too much at this stage just in case we can't make it happen.

We also obviously hope that people will again want to run the fantastic competitions that they have done in previous seasons which have been thoroughly enjoyed by many.

It would be nice to get a bit of fun back into the site as that in particular has been greatly missing in recent times imo.

Any ideas, suggestions or offers to help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

Great idea, but we'd need a little more than 57p

I think that 57p is outrageous for sponsor on Madine's shit stained y-fronts!

We could sponsor the match ball.

Sluffy wrote:but we don't want to say too much at this stage just in case we can't make it happen.

Beg as much as you like, but there will be no daily Natasha nude.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Sluffy wrote:but we don't want to say too much at this stage just in case we can't make it happen.

Beg as much as you like, but there will be no daily Natasha nude.

That's a relief.

Although it would have been for Norpig!

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Sluffy wrote:but we don't want to say too much at this stage just in case we can't make it happen.

Beg as much as you like, but there will be no daily Natasha nude.

I suppose that means a weekly one instead!

observer wrote:I suppose that means a weekly one instead!

Keep your sexual fantasies to yourself.

Nat once posed for Picasso. It's uncanny.

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That really would be the end of Nuts if Nat put daily wonky bap snaps on here.

If you bellends had tits like these waiting for you at home, you'd all quit your job to spend more time with them.

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Back on topic, it costs about a grand to sponsor a player for the season.

£999.43 to go then.

I'll chuck in the 43p.

boltonbonce wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:If you bellends had tits like these waiting for you at home, you'd all quit your job to spend more time with them.

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You have a strange looking Penis.

 That's given me an idea.

boltonbonce wrote: That's given me an idea.

Do not post photographic evidence.