Short Stories

So I was talking with a woman on the beach with poppy and we were talking dogs as you do when there was a loud popping noise and she said oh did one of your balls explode? Ffs I said was it that obvious? Yes she said my ex husband's balls exploded when we were going to New York on concord and it's such a distinctive sound. Well that must have been awful I said what did you do? I pretended I hadn't heard because he would not have stopped going on about it she said, luckily the stewardess came round and asked him if he'd like a mint and it took his mind off it.

I think you’re due a top-up from your GP

I recently bought a pair of slippers that look like real feet.

Don't give up the day job 

I nearly choked on my lasagna reading it tbh.

boltonbonce wrote:I recently bought a pair of slippers that look like real feet.

Do your feet look like this Bonce?  

Pretty much,KP.

I've been told I should consider sending my stories to a publisher. I got one about a guy that's got a small woman inside of him.

Was she wearing a strap-on ?