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1Could there be a more stupid name. Empty Could there be a more stupid name. on Wed Nov 29 2017, 23:01

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
A gym friend of the wife is about due to drop and it's a boy. Now it gets silly they have decided to name the kid Fenton, if that isn't bad enough it gets worse their surname is Shenton, poor kid, schools gonna be a gas.::wtf::

2Could there be a more stupid name. Empty Re: Could there be a more stupid name. on Thu Nov 30 2017, 09:19

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
Fenton is also a not-so-salubrious part of Stoke. Poor kid. Everybody is so determined to give their kids a name that will make an impression, that they sound more like noises than names. Even our kids names are being Americanised Crying or Very sad

3Could there be a more stupid name. Empty Re: Could there be a more stupid name. on Thu Nov 30 2017, 10:10

rammywhite

rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
@Angry Dad wrote:A gym friend of the wife is about due to drop and it's a boy. Now it gets silly they have decided to name the kid Fenton, if that isn't bad enough it gets worse their surname is Shenton, poor kid, schools gonna be a gas.::wtf::

I just googled the word Fenton and it comes from old English and it means someone who lives in a swamp. Shenton means a place with drinkable water.

So the kids a swamp dweller with drinking water.  Seems a bit contradictory. His parents need counselling.
A bloke who taught me at school was called Donald MacDonald and one of my neighbours in Scotland is called Alpine Mac Alpine. There are some fairly cruel parents about!!

4Could there be a more stupid name. Empty Re: Could there be a more stupid name. on Thu Nov 30 2017, 11:09

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I know someone who has given their kid the names of Google, August, all grace & all good!  Shocked

5Could there be a more stupid name. Empty Re: Could there be a more stupid name. on Thu Nov 30 2017, 11:16

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@rammywhite wrote:
@Angry Dad wrote:A gym friend of the wife is about due to drop and it's a boy. Now it gets silly they have decided to name the kid Fenton, if that isn't bad enough it gets worse their surname is Shenton, poor kid, schools gonna be a gas.::wtf::

I just googled the word Fenton and it comes from old English and it means someone who lives in a swamp. Shenton means a place with drinkable water.

So the kids a swamp dweller with drinking water.  Seems a bit contradictory. His parents need counselling.
A bloke who taught me at school was called Donald MacDonald and one of my neighbours in Scotland is called Alpine Mac Alpine. There are some fairly cruel parents about!!
Very Happy

6Could there be a more stupid name. Empty Re: Could there be a more stupid name. on Thu Nov 30 2017, 13:39

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
While I was out working in Blackburn a few weeks back, I was at an Indian/Pakistani womans house. She turned to the living room and shouted her son, Harshit.

At this point I'm not sure how to react, because I'm thinking she's having a bout of tourettes, turning around and shouting the word Horse shit a few times. 

It only dawned on me after Harshit put pen to paper and signed the delivery note what had happened.

7Could there be a more stupid name. Empty Re: Could there be a more stupid name. on Thu Nov 30 2017, 15:00

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
Used to work in a place where the supervisor was called Ian. No big thing there, His surname was Cumming, (no 'S'). Again, not too bad, but when you added his middle name initial, 'M', it tends to change things. 
Full name: I.M. Cumming.

8Could there be a more stupid name. Empty Re: Could there be a more stupid name. on Thu Nov 30 2017, 15:15

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
When i was a young lad at school the local shopkeeper was called Kempton Cannon wierd but also kind of cool too.

9Could there be a more stupid name. Empty Re: Could there be a more stupid name. on Thu Nov 30 2017, 15:59

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
I also used to work with a young lady who's surname was hyphenated. Very posh you would think, even though her surname was Pine-Coffin. (really !)

10Could there be a more stupid name. Empty Re: Could there be a more stupid name. on Thu Nov 30 2017, 17:34

wanderlust


Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Some Bolton School OB's may remember Mr Hunt. First name Isaac.

11Could there be a more stupid name. Empty Re: Could there be a more stupid name. on Thu Nov 30 2017, 20:16

okocha

okocha
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
I used to know a girl at school called Iona Wolf.....and there was a couple in Holcombe whose surname was Pipe, and they cruelly (or stupidly) christened their son Duane.....

I played in a tennis match against a youth called Richard Soles.  In the score book, the officials used the initial of his Christian name before his surname.

12Could there be a more stupid name. Empty Re: Could there be a more stupid name. on Fri Dec 01 2017, 13:19

gloswhite

gloswhite
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha
@okocha wrote:I used to know a girl at school called Iona Wolf.....and there was a couple in Holcombe whose surname was Pipe, and they cruelly (or stupidly) christened their son Duane.....

I played in a tennis match against a youth called Richard Soles.  In the score book, the officials used the initial of his Christian name before his surname.
I burst out laughing when I saw these names. Cruel, but very funny.  Very Happy

13Could there be a more stupid name. Empty Re: Could there be a more stupid name. on Fri Dec 01 2017, 13:33

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
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14Could there be a more stupid name. Empty Re: Could there be a more stupid name. on Fri Dec 01 2017, 14:05

Sluffy

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15Could there be a more stupid name. Empty Re: Could there be a more stupid name. on Sun Dec 03 2017, 21:51

wessy

wessy
Andy Walker
Andy Walker
I used to run against a guy called C Mycock.

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