When Do You Become A Dirty Old Man?

JayJay, don't worry about being nearly as old as Natasha, my daughter is a year younger than her, and seems to be enjoying life, (too much maybe as I'm going to be a grandad in May. thats really buggered up my street cred as a handsome young man-about-town ! )

i only see men in long flasher macs as dirty old men. i recently dated a bloke of 43 and he was ace.

not-so-plain-jayne wrote:i only see men in long flasher macs as dirty old men.

You've met Reebok Trotter then?

not-so-plain-jayne wrote:i only see men in long flasher macs as dirty old men. i recently dated a bloke of 43 and he was ace.

Add another ten years and I might be just what you are looking for.

but i'll be 33 then, too old for you?

One is never too old, and age is merely a number, (unfortunately the aches and pains I have would tend to invalidate this last statement)

RT maybe knocking on (relatively), but he's very young at heart

not-so-plain-jayne wrote:but i'll be 33 then, too old for you?

I have the body of a 25 year old. I keep it in the fridge.

not-so-plain-jayne wrote:i only see men in long flasher macs as dirty old men. i recently dated a bloke of 43 and he was ace.

I told you not to mention that on here, Jayne! Next thing I know, you'll be telling these DOM about how big my ego is.

Reebok Trotter wrote:

not-so-plain-jayne wrote:but i'll be 33 then, too old for you?

I have the body of a 25 year old. I keep it in the fridge.

Now I know who nicked it.... How dare you RT!

gloswhite wrote:One is never too old, and age is merely a number, (unfortunately the aches and pains I have would tend to invalidate this last statement)

Tell me about it - found out last week I have the early stages of arthrities in my knee and at weekend discovered I now need to wear my glasses more full time than not as I couldn't see the text on the smaller screen showing SSN.

What do people think about that Caroline Flack 32 dating that 17 year old from One Direction?

Hipster_Nebula wrote:What do people think about that Caroline Flack 32 dating that 17 year old from One Direction?

Can someone please ban this arsehole. I can't believe he's mentioned Amos & One Direction in one day.

71, look on the bright side, at least you can have a 'knee-trembler' any time you like ! Also, when you get your first bifocals , its magic when you go for a pee for the first time.

this thread scares me, i don't want to get old !

Getting old isn't so bad, I'm quite looking forward to it.

I'm not afraid of dying, i just don't want to be there when it happens - Woody Allen.

honestly i don't want to get old either, I already feel old and I'm not 30 yet.

Ok peeps, thats me off to Germany for a week. If I can find a free wifi I'll carry on posting. I was there last year (at my sisters place), and they didn't accept cards, only cash !

Keep 'em in line Nat !

gloswhite wrote: I was there last year (at my sisters place), and they didn't accept cards, only cash !

Your sister runs a brothel?

Not that I know of, but oddly enough they have a restaurant and 7 bedrooms for guests. maybe I'm missing something