Where's My Bad Holiday Thread?

Where's my bad holiday thread gone? I just made the effort to start a thread about a bad holiday destination and it's vanished. What happened?

It was about Jamaica being a shit hole btw.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:Where's my bad holiday thread gone? I just made the effort to start a thread about a bad holiday destination and it's vanished. What happened?

Are you on the right site?

Natasha Whittam wrote:
Are you on the right site?

What's that meant to mean?

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:Where's my bad holiday thread gone? I just made the effort to start a thread about a bad holiday destination and it's vanished. What happened?

It was about Jamaica being a shit hole btw.

Don't know - never saw it.

Nothing to do with me.

(They say the Dominican Republic isn't that great either)

Sluffy wrote:
(They say the Dominican Republic isn't that great either)

I've heard that too. I doubt it's as bad as Jamaica though. The people over there are ignorant, have no sense of humour and have terrible personal hygiene problems. The whole island smells like Fat Franks sweaty armpit tbh. If anyone is planning visiting that part of the world go to Barbados or the Bahamas. They're miles better than the shit hole that is Jamaica.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:

What's that meant to mean?

I mean I never saw that thread, are you sure you posted it on here.

Natasha Whittam wrote:
I mean I never saw that thread, are you sure you posted it on here.

Shit, I bet I posted it on the tranny site I use.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:

Shit, I bet I posted it on the tranny site I run.

It's an easy mistake to make, we've all been there.

How much did you make from your tranny site? I'm almost a millionaire now.

That's sad to know, I've always fancied going to Jamaica.

Numpty 28723 wrote:That's sad to know, I've always fancied going to Jamaica.

Horrible place mate. Probably the shittest caribbean island imo. Full of drug addicts and thieves. The women are proper dogs too.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:That's sad to know, I've always fancied going to Jamaica.

Horrible place mate. Probably the shittest caribbean island imo. Full of drug addicts and thieves. The women are proper dogs too.

Cheers, pal, I'll scrub it off the list. By the same criteria I'd better cross Rhyl out while I'm at it.

Rhyl is nicer than Jamaica.

Bernard has an ulterior motive for dissing Jamaica, I wouldn't trust a word he says.

Shut up or I'll start dissing something else to do with you instead.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:Shut up or I'll start dissing something else to do with you instead.

For those that don't know the story, Bernard flew to Kingston to sample the variety of hookers on offer. They all turned him down.

He's a bitter man.

Why would I go all the way there for hookers? I live near Shifnal Street you idiot.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:Why would I go all the way there for hookers? I live near Shifnal Street you idiot.

There's not a hooker in Bolton who'd go near you.

Natasha Whittam wrote:
There's not a hooker in Bolton who'd go near you.

My names not George you know. I tell the hookers in Bolton who they can and can't go near. Anyway, stop trying to argue with me you trouble maker. It's over between you and me and I can do what I want now.

Numpty 28723 wrote:

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:That's sad to know, I've always fancied going to Jamaica.

Horrible place mate. Probably the shittest caribbean island imo. Full of drug addicts and thieves. The women are proper dogs too.

Cheers, pal, I'll scrub it off the list. By the same criteria I'd better cross Rhyl out while I'm at it.

Enjoyed Jamaica