Time for me to leave

There’s a guy that lives on the 100th floor of a block of flats, everyday on his way home from work he gets the elevator to the 60th floor and walks the rest. Why does he do this?

Csn i still bring my feathers and handcuffs glos

y2johnny wrote:Csn i still bring my feathers and handcuffs glos

PM me, and we can set up a meeting, but don't mention it to anyone. 

What do you call a French man in slippers?

DEANO82 wrote:What do you call a fish with 3 eyes?

Trish ?

gloswhite wrote:

DEANO82 wrote:What do you call a fish with 3 eyes?

Trish ?

No a fiiish

Boggersbelief wrote:There’s a guy that lives on the 100th floor of a block of flats, everyday on his way home from work he gets the elevator to the 60th floor and walks the rest. Why does he do this?

Because he's a dwarf and can't reach the button for the 100th floor.

Glad you're staying Glos- we big C survivors need to stick together

rammywhite wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:There’s a guy that lives on the 100th floor of a block of flats, everyday on his way home from work he gets the elevator to the 60th floor and walks the rest. Why does he do this?

Because he's a dwarf and can't reach the button for the 100th floor.

Hope you didn’t google that

Boggersbelief wrote:

rammywhite wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:There’s a guy that lives on the 100th floor of a block of flats, everyday on his way home from work he gets the elevator to the 60th floor and walks the rest. Why does he do this?

Because he's a dwarf and can't reach the button for the 100th floor.

Hope you didn’t google that

No- I heard it in school about 50 years ago!!

rammywhite wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:There’s a guy that lives on the 100th floor of a block of flats, everyday on his way home from work he gets the elevator to the 60th floor and walks the rest. Why does he do this?

Because he's a dwarf and can't reach the button for the 100th floor.

That doesn't make sense. Are you telling me that someone designed a lift were they put 100 buttons all in a straight line going vertical?

DEANO82 wrote:

rammywhite wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:There’s a guy that lives on the 100th floor of a block of flats, everyday on his way home from work he gets the elevator to the 60th floor and walks the rest. Why does he do this?

Because he's a dwarf and can't reach the button for the 100th floor.

That doesn't make sense. Are you telling me that someone designed a lift were they put 100 buttons all in a straight line going vertical?

No- they were in 4 lines of 25. But the wee fella could only reach as high as 60. He could also reach 15,30 and 45!
Be sensible!!

Fiiish

wanderlust wrote:Fiiish

What?

rammywhite wrote:

DEANO82 wrote:

rammywhite wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:There’s a guy that lives on the 100th floor of a block of flats, everyday on his way home from work he gets the elevator to the 60th floor and walks the rest. Why does he do this?

Because he's a dwarf and can't reach the button for the 100th floor.

That doesn't make sense. Are you telling me that someone designed a lift were they put 100 buttons all in a straight line going vertical?

No- they were in 4 lines of 25. But the wee fella could only reach as high as 60. He could also reach 15,30 and 45!
Be sensible!!

Obviously. Although I'm sure a keypad system would work better and would be easier to implement and wouldn't discriminate against the vertically challenged.

rammywhite wrote:

wanderlust wrote:Fiiish

What?

looks like 3 "i's" to me...

wanderlust wrote:

rammywhite wrote:

wanderlust wrote:Fiiish

What?

looks like 3 "i's" to me...

Wasn't he a South African who used to play for us?
Feeeeeesh!!

rammywhite wrote:Glad you're staying Glos- we big C survivors need to stick together

Cheers Rammy, Finished nearly 3 years of treatment a month ago, and now getting my CT scan to see whether it can be considered as gone, (we know it never really goes, but whether it can be considered dormant).
I'm feeling fine, and have retained my even temperament, stunning and good looks, along with my delusions 

Seems my eyeballs are going though. I misplaced the word in my last sentence 

gloswhite wrote:

rammywhite wrote:Glad you're staying Glos- we big C survivors need to stick together

Cheers Rammy, Finished nearly 3 years of treatment a month ago, and now getting my CT scan to see whether it can be considered as gone, (we know it never really goes, but whether it can be considered dormant).
I'm feeling fine, and have retained my even temperament, stunning and good looks, along with my delusions 

I was at the Christie this week where I was given the all clear- seems the cancer has been cleared up after a fairly substantial bit of surgery and lots of chemo to get rid of it.. Its an annual CT scan and colonoscopy from now on for the next five years. Like you say. we' never really clear of it but its all looking hopeful.

More hopeful than BWFC anyway