HomeThat doesn't make sense. Are you telling me that someone designed a lift were they put 100 buttons all in a straight line going vertical?rammywhite wrote:Boggersbelief wrote:There’s a guy that lives on the 100th floor of a block of flats, everyday on his way home from work he gets the elevator to the 60th floor and walks the rest. Why does he do this?
Because he's a dwarf and can't reach the button for the 100th floor.
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41 Re: Time for me to leave Fri Jul 13 2018, 11:55
DEANO82
Tony Kelly
42 Re: Time for me to leave Fri Jul 13 2018, 11:59
rammywhite
Frank Worthington
DEANO82 wrote:That doesn't make sense. Are you telling me that someone designed a lift were they put 100 buttons all in a straight line going vertical?rammywhite wrote:Boggersbelief wrote:There’s a guy that lives on the 100th floor of a block of flats, everyday on his way home from work he gets the elevator to the 60th floor and walks the rest. Why does he do this?
Because he's a dwarf and can't reach the button for the 100th floor.
No- they were in 4 lines of 25. But the wee fella could only reach as high as 60. He could also reach 15,30 and 45!
Be sensible!!
44 Re: Time for me to leave Fri Jul 13 2018, 12:12
rammywhite
Frank Worthington
wanderlust wrote:Fiiish
What?
45 Re: Time for me to leave Fri Jul 13 2018, 12:16
DEANO82
Tony Kelly
Obviously. Although I'm sure a keypad system would work better and would be easier to implement and wouldn't discriminate against the vertically challenged.rammywhite wrote:DEANO82 wrote:That doesn't make sense. Are you telling me that someone designed a lift were they put 100 buttons all in a straight line going vertical?rammywhite wrote:Boggersbelief wrote:There’s a guy that lives on the 100th floor of a block of flats, everyday on his way home from work he gets the elevator to the 60th floor and walks the rest. Why does he do this?
Because he's a dwarf and can't reach the button for the 100th floor.
No- they were in 4 lines of 25. But the wee fella could only reach as high as 60. He could also reach 15,30 and 45!
Be sensible!!
46 Re: Time for me to leave Fri Jul 13 2018, 12:23
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
looks like 3 "i's" to me...rammywhite wrote:wanderlust wrote:Fiiish
What?
47 Re: Time for me to leave Fri Jul 13 2018, 12:27
rammywhite
Frank Worthington
wanderlust wrote:looks like 3 "i's" to me...rammywhite wrote:wanderlust wrote:Fiiish
What?
Wasn't he a South African who used to play for us?
Feeeeeesh!!
48 Re: Time for me to leave Fri Jul 13 2018, 15:35
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Cheers Rammy, Finished nearly 3 years of treatment a month ago, and now getting my CT scan to see whether it can be considered as gone, (we know it never really goes, but whether it can be considered dormant).rammywhite wrote:Glad you're staying Glos- we big C survivors need to stick together
I'm feeling fine, and have retained my even temperament, stunning and good looks, along with my delusions
49 Re: Time for me to leave Fri Jul 13 2018, 15:36
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Seems my eyeballs are going though. I misplaced the word in my last sentence 
50 Re: Time for me to leave Sat Jul 14 2018, 09:27
rammywhite
Frank Worthington
gloswhite wrote:Cheers Rammy, Finished nearly 3 years of treatment a month ago, and now getting my CT scan to see whether it can be considered as gone, (we know it never really goes, but whether it can be considered dormant).rammywhite wrote:Glad you're staying Glos- we big C survivors need to stick together
I'm feeling fine, and have retained my even temperament, stunning and good looks, along with my delusions
I was at the Christie this week where I was given the all clear- seems the cancer has been cleared up after a fairly substantial bit of surgery and lots of chemo to get rid of it.. Its an annual CT scan and colonoscopy from now on for the next five years. Like you say. we' never really clear of it but its all looking hopeful.
More hopeful than BWFC anyway
51 Re: Time for me to leave Sat Jul 14 2018, 13:23
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Chuffed that the both of you have made considerable progress towards beating the bastard.
52 Re: Time for me to leave Sat Jul 14 2018, 15:22
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Cheers Wander. Its not talking/reading about the Tories, Trump, or Brexit, that has helped me
Rammy, thats brilliant news for you. Well done mucker. You'll be wanting to do a half marathon next, (just a gentle start for you) Next CT is the baseline to show whether I'm close to falling off my perch, or can roll on regardless. My head tells me its definitely the latter.
Rammy, thats brilliant news for you. Well done mucker. You'll be wanting to do a half marathon next, (just a gentle start for you)
Next CT is the baseline to show whether I'm close to falling off my perch, or can roll on regardless. My head tells me its definitely the latter.53 Re: Time for me to leave Sun Jul 15 2018, 11:58
xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
gloswhite wrote:Cheers Wander. Its not talking/reading about the Tories, Trump, or Brexit, that has helped me
You won't be wanting to hear from me then!
But seriously, pleased your health is good (you too rammy) and that you are staying on the site.
54 Re: Time for me to leave Mon Jul 16 2018, 12:40
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Always happy to hear from you XMxmiles wrote:gloswhite wrote:Cheers Wander. Its not talking/reading about the Tories, Trump, or Brexit, that has helped me
You won't be wanting to hear from me then!
But seriously, pleased your health is good (you too rammy) and that you are staying on the site.
Just waiting to see how the conversations change, and in what direction they go,once we've either stumbled, or been pushed, out of the EU. Until that happens, there's no sense in anything.
55 Re: Time for me to leave Mon Jul 16 2018, 19:30
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
It looks like I have a lot of catching up to do on here due to my 3 week? absence.gloswhite wrote:You lot are a pain in the arse.
I'd made my mind up to wander of into the sunset, and actually felt better for it. I then received PM's, and comments on the thread, but one of the nicest ones I received was from TROY. (Seems he's actually a nice person-ish
I know I'm going to come across as a bit of a Diva, but how could I leave such a bunch of malcontents, deviants, and all round good fellows, (includng Nat).
Sluffy, please cancel my request to delete my account, it seems you're stuck with me for a little while longer.
Thanks all. This strange community has surprised me yet again.
regards to all
Gloswhite, (Bob)
Glad that you haven't decided to give Nuts the boot Glos!
56 Re: Time for me to leave Mon Jul 16 2018, 19:33
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Glad to hear that the both of you are free of the big C!
57 Re: Time for me to leave Tue Jul 17 2018, 16:16
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Cheers KP. Glad your feeling better, and that your arse has settled down.
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