HomeBobfinlaymcdanger wrote:What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Time for me to leave
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21 Re: Time for me to leave Thu Jul 12 2018, 21:58
DEANO82
Tony Kelly
22 Re: Time for me to leave Thu Jul 12 2018, 21:59
DEANO82
Tony Kelly
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
24 Re: Time for me to leave Thu Jul 12 2018, 22:02
DEANO82
Tony Kelly
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
25 Re: Time for me to leave Thu Jul 12 2018, 22:06
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Can't you people be serious for five minutes? Really. 
26 Re: Time for me to leave Thu Jul 12 2018, 22:10
finlaymcdanger
Frank Worthington
DEANO82 wrote:What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea?
27 Re: Time for me to leave Thu Jul 12 2018, 22:11
finlaymcdanger
Frank Worthington
What do you call a bear with no ear?
28 Re: Time for me to leave Thu Jul 12 2018, 22:19
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Glad to hear you're staying now Glos and glad to hear TROY reached out, he may not be all bad after all 
29 Re: Time for me to leave Thu Jul 12 2018, 22:23
DEANO82
Tony Kelly
Bfinlaymcdanger wrote:What do you call a bear with no ear?
30 Re: Time for me to leave Thu Jul 12 2018, 22:24
DEANO82
Tony Kelly
What do you call a fish with 3 eyes?
31 Re: Time for me to leave Thu Jul 12 2018, 22:29
Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
There’s a guy that lives on the 100th floor of a block of flats, everyday on his way home from work he gets the elevator to the 60th floor and walks the rest. Why does he do this?
32 Re: Time for me to leave Thu Jul 12 2018, 22:38
y2johnny
Tony Kelly
Csn i still bring my feathers and handcuffs glos
33 Re: Time for me to leave Thu Jul 12 2018, 22:39
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
PM me, and we can set up a meeting, but don't mention it to anyone.y2johnny wrote:Csn i still bring my feathers and handcuffs glos
34 Re: Time for me to leave Thu Jul 12 2018, 22:41
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
What do you call a French man in slippers?
35 Re: Time for me to leave Thu Jul 12 2018, 22:45
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
DEANO82 wrote:What do you call a fish with 3 eyes?
Trish ?
36 Re: Time for me to leave Thu Jul 12 2018, 22:50
DEANO82
Tony Kelly
No a fiiishgloswhite wrote:DEANO82 wrote:What do you call a fish with 3 eyes?
Trish ?
37 Re: Time for me to leave Fri Jul 13 2018, 09:21
rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Boggersbelief wrote:There’s a guy that lives on the 100th floor of a block of flats, everyday on his way home from work he gets the elevator to the 60th floor and walks the rest. Why does he do this?
Because he's a dwarf and can't reach the button for the 100th floor.
38 Re: Time for me to leave Fri Jul 13 2018, 09:22
rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Glad you're staying Glos- we big C survivors need to stick together
39 Re: Time for me to leave Fri Jul 13 2018, 09:26
Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
rammywhite wrote:Boggersbelief wrote:There’s a guy that lives on the 100th floor of a block of flats, everyday on his way home from work he gets the elevator to the 60th floor and walks the rest. Why does he do this?
Because he's a dwarf and can't reach the button for the 100th floor.
Hope you didn’t google that
40 Re: Time for me to leave Fri Jul 13 2018, 10:34
rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Boggersbelief wrote:rammywhite wrote:Boggersbelief wrote:There’s a guy that lives on the 100th floor of a block of flats, everyday on his way home from work he gets the elevator to the 60th floor and walks the rest. Why does he do this?
Because he's a dwarf and can't reach the button for the 100th floor.
Hope you didn’t google that
No- I heard it in school about 50 years ago!!
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