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Frog Through My Letterbox

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31Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 3 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:04

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:
Boggersbelief wrote:What if you receive a chunky letter?

Yes, this is just the time to debate my postage habits.

Well have you tried opening up your flap more to either pull or push it out???

32Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 3 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:05

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

You need to seek therapy you bloody pervert.

This is serious.

33Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 3 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:07

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Shocked it was a serious question love!

Who has the perverted mind now!!! Very Happy

34Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 3 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:11

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

My letterbox doesn't have any flaps, just a stiff brush.

I've managed to get the head out. It's made a right mess of my carpet.

35Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 3 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:12

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

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36Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 3 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:19

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

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37Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 3 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:27

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:My letterbox doesn't have any flaps, just a stiff brush.

I've managed to get the head out. It's made a right mess of my carpet.

Thought you only saw those letterboxes on council estates

38Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 3 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:48

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

It sounds a rough area !

39Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 3 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:52

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Boggersbelief wrote:Thought you only saw those letterboxes on council estates

As if you'd know what letterboxes are like in a penthouse.

40Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 3 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:53

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Cajunboy wrote:It sounds a rough area !

The doorman has failed me miserably.

41Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 3 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 18:59

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Maybe the squirrel thought the frog was made of rubber, and came in after it. Nothing a squirrel likes more than a rubber frog.

42Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 3 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 20:03

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

All I can say now is that it sounds like Nat’s flap and bush are buggered!

43Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 3 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 20:11

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Phoned the police. They refused to take away the frog & squirrel for DNA evidence. I don't know why I pay my taxes.

I have requested CCTV from the building owners.

44Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 3 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 20:15

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

We could have a sweep on what's coming through next.

45Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 3 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 20:16

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I'm convinced one of you knows already.

46Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 3 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 20:20

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm convinced one of you knows already.
If someone shoves a slipper through, it's some bastard trying to incriminate ME. So don't even think about it.
Whoever you are.

47Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 3 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:06

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm convinced one of you knows already.
If someone shoves a slipper through, it's some bastard trying to incriminate ME. So don't even think about it.
Whoever you are.

Laughing

48Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 3 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:25

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Fuckwits.

I've boarded the letterbox up in case someone decides to slip a snake through it while I'm sleeping.

49Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 3 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:31

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:Fuckwits.

I've boarded the letterbox up in case someone decides to slip a snake through it while I'm sleeping.

Have you made sure your windows are closed too?

50Frog Through My Letterbox - Page 3 Empty Re: Frog Through My Letterbox Tue Oct 09 2018, 21:33

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants wrote:Have you made sure your windows are closed too?

I'm 25 floors up.

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