Are you the new Uri Geller?Natasha Whittam wrote:xmiles wrote:remember the bendy bananas lie that some halfwits gave as an explanation for why they voted for brexit.
And because of me bananas will stay bendy.
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61 Re: STARTING GUN: Tory leadership starts today. Tue Jun 18 2019, 11:45
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
62 Re: STARTING GUN: Tory leadership starts today. Tue Jun 18 2019, 11:58
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Had a little smile to myself there XM. I've been away for a week, and when I come back your still banging that drum.xmiles wrote:gloswhite wrote:I would call into question the judgement of anyone who didn't know if it was Monday or Tuesdayxmiles wrote:Great article about Boris by Max Hastings former editor of The Daily Telegraph in The Guardian dated 10 October 2012. The highlights include:
Boris is a gold medal egomaniac. I would not trust him with my wife nor – from painful experience – my wallet.
He is also a far more ruthless, and frankly nastier, figure than the public appreciates.
I would not take Boris's word about whether it is Monday or Tuesday.
He is bereft of judgment, loyalty and discretion.
I think you are deliberately missing the point, which is that Boris is such a congenital liar that he can't be trusted to tell the truth about anything. There is plenty of evidence to back this up - remember the bendy bananas lie that some halfwits gave as an explanation for why they voted for brexit.
Good to see that some things can still be counted upon
63 Re: STARTING GUN: Tory leadership starts today. Tue Jun 18 2019, 12:02
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Rory Stewart was a spy, and wears a kilt. That can't be a good thing.
Mind you, I'd take him over Boris.
Mind you, I'd take him over Boris.
64 Re: STARTING GUN: Tory leadership starts today. Tue Jun 18 2019, 12:55
xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Natasha Whittam wrote:xmiles wrote:remember the bendy bananas lie that some halfwits gave as an explanation for why they voted for brexit.
And because of me bananas will stay bendy.
They were never banned by the EU - as you well know.
65 Re: STARTING GUN: Tory leadership starts today. Tue Jun 18 2019, 13:30
Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Did you go to his concert at the UBOL?boltonbonce wrote:Rory Stewart was a spy, and wears a kilt. That can't be a good thing.
Mind you, I'd take him over Boris.
66 Re: STARTING GUN: Tory leadership starts today. Tue Jun 18 2019, 13:31
Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Just zip it!xmiles wrote:Natasha Whittam wrote:xmiles wrote:remember the bendy bananas lie that some halfwits gave as an explanation for why they voted for brexit.
And because of me bananas will stay bendy.
They were never banned by the EU - as you well know.
67 Re: STARTING GUN: Tory leadership starts today. Tue Jun 18 2019, 13:48
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Was that him? He looks different on QT. I'm not sure that would go down well with the Home Counties brigade.Cajunboy wrote:Did you go to his concert at the UBOL?boltonbonce wrote:Rory Stewart was a spy, and wears a kilt. That can't be a good thing.
Mind you, I'd take him over Boris.
His father, Andy, would have been furious.
68 Re: STARTING GUN: Tory leadership starts today. Wed Jun 19 2019, 08:43
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Watched some of the debate on TV last night, How is that idiot Johnson favourite for the job? It's frightening to think he could be our next PM.
He seems a bit wet but i'm warming to Rory Stewart, at least he's honest when he says tax cuts for the wealthy won't help the poorest in society and ruled them out.
He seems a bit wet but i'm warming to Rory Stewart, at least he's honest when he says tax cuts for the wealthy won't help the poorest in society and ruled them out.
69 Re: STARTING GUN: Tory leadership starts today. Wed Jun 19 2019, 09:04
Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
He ruled out ALL tax cuts.
Funny that our friend from Bristol Abdullah has turned out to be a labour activist and anti Semite.
Funny that our friend from Bristol Abdullah has turned out to be a labour activist and anti Semite.
70 Re: STARTING GUN: Tory leadership starts today. Thu Jun 20 2019, 13:57
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Time up for the BBC they are obviously NOT impartial and do have an agenda against the tories, they are a fucking disgrace and as for Maitless i don't want to print what i think of her.Time they had public funding stopped and left to their own means soon see a change in their. attitude then.
72 Re: STARTING GUN: Tory leadership starts today. Fri Jun 21 2019, 23:08
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
The police attended and found nothing untoward so non-story.
74 Re: STARTING GUN: Tory leadership starts today. Sat Jun 22 2019, 08:18
xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
karlypants wrote:The police attended and found nothing untoward so non-story.
It is such a "non-story" that it is the main story on the front page of every newspaper today.
75 Re: STARTING GUN: Tory leadership starts today. Sat Jun 22 2019, 10:53
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Have you never had an argument with Mrs xmiles?
76 Re: STARTING GUN: Tory leadership starts today. Sat Jun 22 2019, 11:10
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
FFS i regularly behead the wife with a machete and she doesn't blink an eyelid.
77 Re: STARTING GUN: Tory leadership starts today. Sat Jun 22 2019, 11:41
xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Natasha Whittam wrote:
Have you never had an argument with Mrs xmiles?
It's never been necessary for anyone to call the police though.
78 Re: STARTING GUN: Tory leadership starts today. Sat Jun 22 2019, 14:07
finlaymcdanger
Frank Worthington
Just a pity she didn't have a milkshake to hand
79 Re: STARTING GUN: Tory leadership starts today. Sat Jun 22 2019, 16:00
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
The more i hear about Boris the more i dislike him. He is an upper class buffoon who has had a very comfortable upbringing and has wanted for nothing. Sounds like he has a nasty streak which he just laughs off as being a straight talker.
Not the man to lead this country through the upcoming brexit turmoil.
Not the man to lead this country through the upcoming brexit turmoil.
80 Re: STARTING GUN: Tory leadership starts today. Sat Jun 22 2019, 16:11
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Norpig wrote:The more i hear about Boris the more i dislike him. He is an upper class buffoon who has had a very comfortable upbringing and has wanted for nothing. Sounds like he has a nasty streak which he just laughs off as being a straight talker.
Not the man to lead this country through the upcoming brexit turmoil.
Jesus Christ. He’s had a row with his girlfriend.
It wouldn’t surprise me that the neighbours had a bloody glass to the wall listening in and then deciding to run to the papers.
This is ridiculous.
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