best film/TV quotes...

what's everyone's favourite film/TV quotes then? I have loads,. here are a few to start...

snatch and trainspotting are full of them...

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution
manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an
'orrible cunt... me!"

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a
fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc
players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol,
and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose
a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching
luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of
fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday
morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing,
spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a
miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future.
Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not
to choose life. I chose something' else. And the reasons? There are no
reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

...

Now I've justified this to myself in all sorts of ways. It wasn't a big
deal, just a minor betrayal. Or we'd outgrown each other, you know, that
sort of thing. But let's face it, I ripped them off - my so called
mates. But Begbie, I couldn't give a shit about him. And Sick Boy, well
he'd done the same to me, if he'd only thought of it first. And Spud,
well okay, I felt sorry for Spud - he never hurt anybody. So why did I
do it? I could offer a million answers - all false. The truth is that
I'm a bad person. But, that's gonna change - I'm going to change. This
is the last of that sort of thing. Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving
on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already.
I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fucking big
television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric
tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage,
starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows,
junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf,
washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension,
tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you
die.

for hipster...

''It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the
fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash
that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't.
They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers.
Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by
effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL
the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!''

''Heroin had robbed Renton of his sex drive, but now it returned with a
vengeance. And as the impotence of those days faded into memory, grim
desperation took hold of his sex-crazed mind. His post-junk libido,
fuelled by alcohol and amphetamine, taunted him remorselessly with his
own unsatisfied desire.''