This is always worrying. I normally take a newspaper to read, or listen to an audiobook on my phone, but, having settled into the bath, I realised I'd left them in the bedroom.
So, after completing my ablutions, I settled back into the suds to relax for a while.
Unfortunately, I'm easily bored, so I decided, on a whim, to shave one of my legs. Only from the knee down you understand.
Having done so, I wasn't overly impressed, so decided not to do the other leg. I dried myself off, donned my blue pyjamas (with contrasting trim) zipped up my slippers, and ambled downstairs to watch Sunday Night At The London Palladium.
Now it gets strange. I've noticed, over the ensuing weeks, that my hair isn't growing back, leaving me with one hairy leg, and one smooth.
I find this very disconcerting. I won't be able to wear shorts in the Summer for fear of being mocked. So, do I shave the other leg, in order to make them compatible? Or would people look at my smooth legs and think I'm some kind of a weirdo?
Supposing my legs had already been smooth when I got into the bath. It doesn't bear thinking about what I'd have taken my razor to.
What should I do? Any of you had a similar problem?
It's the shower for me from now on.