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1Shaving  Empty Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:02

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I like to keep my self clean and tidy, shaving yesterday was not a good experience.
I cut 1 of my bollocks with the razor, the fucking blood is amazing.
Anyway all looking good now, what is the worst thing you have done to yourself in error.

2Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:04

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Why the fook are you shaving your pubic hair you ponce?

3Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:05

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Its required for filming.

4Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:05

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Mr Magoo wrote:Its required for filming.

Why would you need to shave your balls to play the back end of a donkey?

5Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:07

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
In case i trip up.

6Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:10

Bernard Dennis Park

Bernard Dennis Park
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
I spunked in my eye once. It fucking hurts you know.

I always aim for womens eyes now.

7Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:11

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Mr Magoo wrote:I like to keep my self clean and tidy, shaving yesterday was not a good experience.
I cut 1 of my bollocks with the razor, the fucking blood is amazing.
Anyway all looking good now, what is the worst thing you have done to yourself in error.

I suppose it's hard when you can't see a thing, with your big gut getting in the way. Very Happy

8Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:11

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Bernard Dennis Park wrote:I spunked in my eye once. It fucking hurts you know.

I always aim for womens eyes now.

Are there many women walking in the park at midnight?

9Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:12

Bernard Dennis Park

Bernard Dennis Park
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
Mainly gay men I expect. You'd love it.

10Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:14

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Bernard Dennis Park wrote:Mainly gay men I expect. You'd love it.

Yeah, I like to turn them back.

11Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:18

Bernard Dennis Park

Bernard Dennis Park
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
Is that why you always talk to Hipster?

I don't think you'll succeed with him.

12Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Sun Feb 17 2013, 22:52

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Bernard Dennis Park wrote:I spunked in my eye once. It fucking hurts you know.

I always aim for womens eyes now.

Are there many women walking in the park at midnight?



Better get your fat arse out there Nat, you might enjoy it.

13Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 11:21

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Bernard Dennis Park wrote:Is that why you always talk to Hipster?

I don't think you'll succeed with him.

:trust:

14Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 11:22

Reebok_Rebel

Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
Try Veet...

Its what I use... Laughing

15Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 11:23

rammywhite

rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington
There's been some weird threads on here- surely this must be the weirdest yet!!

16Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 11:27

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
This isn't the first time he's started a thread about cutting his genitals.

17Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 11:49

Bernard Dennis Park

Bernard Dennis Park
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf
It was his shaft he cut last time.

18Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 12:01

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
how many times do you have to cut your own cock and balls before it becomes a fetish?

19Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 16:07

Swintonwhite89

Swintonwhite89
Mario Jardel
Mario Jardel
@rammywhite wrote:There's been some weird threads on here- surely this must be the weirdest yet!!

Most of Magoo's are like this - he once started a thread about grey pubes.Rolling Eyes

20Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 17:42

Triumph


Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
Toothpaste on your willie stings like fcku,

21Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 21:00

Soul Kitchen

Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo
@Triumph wrote:Toothpaste on your willie stings like fcku,
So does toothpaste in your eye, and I dont mean your Japs!

22Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 21:04

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Paint stripper has god to be the worst one, happened to me a few yrs ago, not good.

23Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 22:34

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Mr Magoo wrote:Paint stripper has god to be the worst one, happened to me a few yrs ago, not good.

Do you have a full-time carer Magoo?

24Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 22:37

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Mr Magoo wrote:Paint stripper has god to be the worst one, happened to me a few yrs ago, not good.

Do you have a full-time carer Magoo?



yes my luv, i own my own company.

25Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 22:41

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Mr Magoo wrote:
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Mr Magoo wrote:Paint stripper has god to be the worst one, happened to me a few yrs ago, not good.

Do you have a full-time carer Magoo?



yes my luv, i own my own company.

He has sex with animals.

26Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Mon Feb 18 2013, 22:42

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
Thats not a company, thats your pass time.

27Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Tue Feb 19 2013, 03:28

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Triumph wrote:Toothpaste on your willie stings like fcku,
Try dipping it in neat TCP.

28Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Tue Feb 19 2013, 07:20

Triumph


Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly
@Angry Dad wrote:
@Triumph wrote:Toothpaste on your willie stings like fcku,
Try dipping it in neat TCP.
Ouch!!! what does that clear up?

29Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Tue Feb 19 2013, 07:39

wanderlust


Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
Chillies are the worst. I grow Scotch Bonnets and use them 2 or 3 times a week - always liked them. But the oil gets on your fingers when chopping them and I am very careful about what I touch with them these days. Not recommended for ladies bits - I reckon Scotch Bonnets were Elvis's inspiration for Burning Love.

30Shaving  Empty Re: Shaving on Tue Feb 19 2013, 12:39

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
@Triumph wrote:
@Angry Dad wrote:
@Triumph wrote:Toothpaste on your willie stings like fcku,
Try dipping it in neat TCP.
Ouch!!! what does that clear up?
I swear by TCP fuuuuuuck, but seriously use it straight away and it kills any bloody thing before it gets a chance, a well known pop singer who is getting on now alway's dunked his knob in a glass of neat TCP after a bout with a groupie and he's never caught anything neither has his wife.

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