Shaving

I like to keep my self clean and tidy, shaving yesterday was not a good experience.
I cut 1 of my bollocks with the razor, the fucking blood is amazing.
Anyway all looking good now, what is the worst thing you have done to yourself in error.

Why the fook are you shaving your pubic hair you ponce?

Its required for filming.

Mr Magoo wrote:Its required for filming.

Why would you need to shave your balls to play the back end of a donkey?

In case i trip up.

I spunked in my eye once. It fucking hurts you know.

I always aim for womens eyes now.

Mr Magoo wrote:I like to keep my self clean and tidy, shaving yesterday was not a good experience.
I cut 1 of my bollocks with the razor, the fucking blood is amazing.
Anyway all looking good now, what is the worst thing you have done to yourself in error.

I suppose it's hard when you can't see a thing, with your big gut getting in the way.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:I spunked in my eye once. It fucking hurts you know.

I always aim for womens eyes now.

Are there many women walking in the park at midnight?

Mainly gay men I expect. You'd love it.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:Mainly gay men I expect. You'd love it.

Yeah, I like to turn them back.

Is that why you always talk to Hipster?

I don't think you'll succeed with him.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:I spunked in my eye once. It fucking hurts you know.

I always aim for womens eyes now.

Are there many women walking in the park at midnight?

Better get your fat arse out there Nat, you might enjoy it.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:Is that why you always talk to Hipster?

I don't think you'll succeed with him.

Try Veet...

Its what I use...

There's been some weird threads on here- surely this must be the weirdest yet!!

This isn't the first time he's started a thread about cutting his genitals.

It was his shaft he cut last time.

how many times do you have to cut your own cock and balls before it becomes a fetish?

rammywhite wrote:There's been some weird threads on here- surely this must be the weirdest yet!!

Most of Magoo's are like this - he once started a thread about grey pubes.

Toothpaste on your willie stings like fcku,