Shaving

Triumph wrote:Toothpaste on your willie stings like fcku,

So does toothpaste in your eye, and I dont mean your Japs!

Paint stripper has god to be the worst one, happened to me a few yrs ago, not good.

Mr Magoo wrote:Paint stripper has god to be the worst one, happened to me a few yrs ago, not good.

Do you have a full-time carer Magoo?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:Paint stripper has god to be the worst one, happened to me a few yrs ago, not good.

Do you have a full-time carer Magoo?

yes my luv, i own my own company.

Mr Magoo wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:Paint stripper has god to be the worst one, happened to me a few yrs ago, not good.

Do you have a full-time carer Magoo?

yes my luv, i own my own company.

He has sex with animals.

Thats not a company, thats your pass time.

Triumph wrote:Toothpaste on your willie stings like fcku,

Try dipping it in neat TCP.

Angry Dad wrote:

Triumph wrote:Toothpaste on your willie stings like fcku,

Try dipping it in neat TCP.

Ouch!!! what does that clear up?

Chillies are the worst. I grow Scotch Bonnets and use them 2 or 3 times a week - always liked them. But the oil gets on your fingers when chopping them and I am very careful about what I touch with them these days. Not recommended for ladies bits - I reckon Scotch Bonnets were Elvis's inspiration for Burning Love.

Triumph wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:

Triumph wrote:Toothpaste on your willie stings like fcku,

Try dipping it in neat TCP.

Ouch!!! what does that clear up?

I swear by TCP fuuuuuuck, but seriously use it straight away and it kills any bloody thing before it gets a chance, a well known pop singer who is getting on now alway's dunked his knob in a glass of neat TCP after a bout with a groupie and he's never caught anything neither has his wife.

wanderlust wrote:Chillies are the worst. I grow Scotch Bonnets and use them 2 or 3 times a week - always liked them. But the oil gets on your fingers when chopping them and I am very careful about what I touch with them these days. Not recommended for ladies bits - I reckon Scotch Bonnets were Elvis's inspiration for Burning Love.

I bet it gave him a burning arse after he ate them!?!

I'm getting some stick because I'm not shaving on a regular basis. It used to be the nightly ritual when I was in work,but I'm taking a more relaxed view now.
Don't know what all the fuss is about. Is it the first step to becoming a slob? Do I need to get a grip?
And what's wrong with wearing training pants and slippers during the day?
Do you lot shave every day?
I'm sure Nat doesn't.

I think we must be kindred spirits Boncey, i don't shave very often and am always wearing tracky bottoms or similar around the house 

Norpig wrote:I think we must be kindred spirits Boncey, i don't shave very often and am always wearing tracky bottoms or similar around the house 

Mrs Norpig hit the jackpot.

Sort yourself out, or she'll be off with the window cleaner.

boltonbonce wrote:I'm sure Nat doesn't.

Of course I shave you bloody perve. No one wants a jungle down there. Even if it is locked to the outside world.

Norpig wrote:I think we must be kindred spirits Boncey, i don't shave very often and am always wearing tracky bottoms or similar around the house 

Makes sense. Shaving is a pain in the arse. I once made the mistake of buying some Poundland razors,and ended up spending even more on plasters.
I wonder if that cream works,the stuff that women put on their legs?
Anyone on here sport a full beard? Apart from the obvious suspect.
This thread was started by Magoo,who said he'd cut himself shaving his balls. With my record,I'm staying well clear of that sort of malarkey.

Norpig wrote:I think we must be kindred spirits Boncey, i don't shave very often and am always wearing tracky bottoms or similar around the house 

Christ! You sound like a right catch!

I hope you don’t dress like that when out doing the weekly big shop with the Mrs.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Norpig wrote:I think we must be kindred spirits Boncey, i don't shave very often and am always wearing tracky bottoms or similar around the house 

Mrs Norpig hit the jackpot.

Sort yourself out, or she'll be off with the window cleaner.

She knows she struck gold when she met me 

karlypants wrote:

Norpig wrote:I think we must be kindred spirits Boncey, i don't shave very often and am always wearing tracky bottoms or similar around the house 

Christ! You sound like a right catch!

I hope you don’t dress like that when out doing the weekly big shop with the Mrs.

I am a scruffy bugger around the house as i like to be comfy, i can't stand sitting around at home with jeans on, too uncomfortable for me.

When i do venture out i can assure you KP, i make more of an effort 

Norpig wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Norpig wrote:I think we must be kindred spirits Boncey, i don't shave very often and am always wearing tracky bottoms or similar around the house 

Christ! You sound like a right catch!

I hope you don’t dress like that when out doing the weekly big shop with the Mrs.

I am a scruffy bugger around the house as i like to be comfy, i can't stand sitting around at home with jeans on, too uncomfortable for me.

When i do venture out i can assure you KP, i make more of an effort 

Well that’s good to hear then. At least your not sat lounging around the house in your birthday suit!