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Behind Enemy Lines - Watford

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1Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Empty Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Sun Sep 16 2012, 20:39

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Tough one this week as Watford fans seem to be quite a level-headed bunch. I had to expand my search to Twitter and Facebook to bring you the following. Hopefully Sheffield Wednesday fans will up the quality for Saturday.

domthehornet reads the papers:

The danger man for Bolton will be Kevin Davies who will bully our centre backs and introduce them to the English game

Eltons_Johnny spends his days in the local morgue:

Good to see Geijo fit but what the hell is going on with Fitz Hall? I've seen fitter corpses.

Abbey Hornet is deluded:

Bolton are a solid side and right to be one of the favourites for promotion

Horny_Hornet gets on the Kevin Davies hype bus:

Not happy about this one, old bug eyes will no doubt score a hat-trick and Kevin Davies will kill two of our players.

Norman_No_Shoes likes ex-players:

Fukin sordel is shit, we are bound to win if he plays

At precisely 3.03pm Willy_Watford makes a bold prediction:

Defence looks tight for this one, I can see a clean sheet.

At precisely 3.04pm Willy_Watford is not so bold:

Fuck off Zola you Italian war criminal

Bolton are 1-0 up and HornetHag accuses the Watford players of playing 5-a-side all week:

I cant fuckin believe it, will this team ever learn? What the fuck do they do all week, play with a head-height rule?

Vicarage135 is living in 2011:

Mills plays for fookin Reading, how did he score for Bolton? Cheating cunts.

CheztheBez needs a few tips from Doffcocker on insulting Kevin Davies:

were getting pizzed on from a great hight by fuckin kevin davies he must be older than my first dirty nappy.

Bolton score a second and WayneCole17 thinks the simple ones are the best:

Fuck off, Zola out.

This is be DirtyDerek's last game:

Wankers, complete and utter wankers. Another cross, another goal conceded. I'm halfway through a bottle of pills.

Everyone watched the Paralympics, even KevinSlevinWFC:

That dwarf swimmer could outjump these tossers in defence

BarnesNo9 thinks Zola has a Napoleon complex:

How can a 5ft2 manager know how to set up a defence to contain Kevin Davies? He should fall on his kids sword right now.

KingKevinKitKat disturbs me:

Kevin Davies reminds me of my Auntie Stacey, I had the hots for her for many years, often fantasizing about what was under her skirt. Does this make me gay?

HunkyHornet knows how to sort out Watford's problems:

Ow did that twat not hit the net. Ive got mi boots and I’m drivin to bolton right now to replace that vagina impersonator Iwelumo. Be there in 20 mins, tell zola to play dead to give me time

Watford pull a goal back and suddenly it's a love-in:

Get in there black Messi!!!
Goal of the season!
Take that Kevin Davies
I just ejaculated onto my iphone
Coyle out!

We're hoping a P45 will have the same effect:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! We’re gonna win this one, wipe that smug grin off Owen Coyle’s face

Someone always has to get their knob out:

Come on you Hornets, let’s get our dicks out and show the Northern wankers who’s the Daddy!

But the good mood doesn't last in the Watford camp as the game ends in a 2-1 defeat. DamianArtyMan6784 has made a big decision:

I have decided to become a serial killer. I will start with Zola and end with Iwelumo.

PeteDragon isn't racist:

I’m not racist but get that fucking iti out of the club and send the iti reserves back to fucking Italy. We are an English team in an English league for fuck’s sake, why are we trying to be Italian? Iti wankers.

TheSpeakerOfTheBoard is a lucky man, don't we all wish we could do this:

I work for British Gas and I’ve just cut Zola’s gas off.

2Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Empty Re: Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Sun Sep 16 2012, 21:12

mark leach

mark leach
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Fookin brilliant. Southern Jessies .

3Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Empty Re: Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Sun Sep 16 2012, 21:33

aaron_bwfc

aaron_bwfc
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Haha love some of those, some almost hate zola than you hate coyle.

4Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Empty Re: Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Sun Sep 16 2012, 21:39

Mo


David Lee
David Lee

Is sombody of bolton sit with the watford guys and is record this infomation ?

5Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Empty Re: Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Sun Sep 16 2012, 21:51

Lyric Todkill

Lyric Todkill
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly

Mo wrote:Is sombody of bolton sit with the watford guys and is record this infomation ?


yes, is

6Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Empty Re: Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Sun Sep 16 2012, 22:06

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Was Natasha.

7Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Empty Re: Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Sun Sep 16 2012, 22:13

Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Bolton are a solid side and right to be one of the favourites for promotion
Sarcastic twat.

8Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Empty Re: Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Sun Sep 16 2012, 22:28

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Loved this one...

Vicarage135 is living in 2011:
Mills plays for fookin Reading, how did he score for Bolton? Cheating cunts.

Great work Nat!!

9Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Empty Re: Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Sun Sep 16 2012, 23:05

Quoncy


David Ngog
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Horny_Hornet gets on the Kevin Davies hype bus:

Not happy about this one, old bug eyes will no doubt score a hat-trick and Kevin Davies will kill two of our players.

Haha. Forget the SKD reference, lets just hope "old bug eyes" Sordell manages to score three goals before the end of the season

10Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Empty Re: Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Mon Sep 17 2012, 00:37

Banks of the Croal

Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Mo wrote:Is sombody of bolton sit with the watford guys and is record this infomation ?

Me thinki Mo not speeky velly gud ingis or he try tekki the pissy, ether way him velly funny. Keepy it uppy Mo.

11Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Empty Re: Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Mon Sep 17 2012, 14:25

Born to be a wanderer


Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

Excellent are you gonna do Birmingham if we win.

12Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Empty Re: Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Mon Sep 17 2012, 14:50

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Born to be a wanderer wrote:Excellent are you gonna do Birmingham if we win.

I hope to do one after every victory.

13Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Empty Re: Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Mon Sep 17 2012, 15:29

Keegan

Keegan
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Lyric Todkill wrote:
Mo wrote:Is sombody of bolton sit with the watford guys and is record this infomation ?
yes, is

ok. Laughing

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

14Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Empty Re: Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Mon Sep 17 2012, 22:14

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:
Born to be a wanderer wrote:Excellent are you gonna do Birmingham if we win.

I hope to do one after every victory.

I can't make the game so I look forward to your write-up tomorrow. Wink

15Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Empty Re: Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Tue Sep 18 2012, 01:05

observer


Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Natasha Whittam wrote:
Born to be a wanderer wrote:Excellent are you gonna do Birmingham if we win.

I hope to do one after every victory.
Can only hope you get writer's cramp (that is we win a bundle of games).

16Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Empty Re: Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Tue Sep 18 2012, 07:07

Dinae Moe Humm


Nicky Hunt
Nicky Hunt

'Fuck off Zola you Italian war criminal'

This was my favourite.

'I’m not racist but get that fucking iti out of the club and send the iti reserves back to fucking Italy. We are an English team in an English league for fuck’s sake, why are we trying to be Italian? Iti wankers.'

This would have been funnier if they changed 'iti' to 'wop'. I'm not anti-Italian, I'm half-Italian, but wop is just a funnier epithet if you're gunna hate on 'em.

17Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Empty Re: Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Tue Sep 18 2012, 08:54

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

DMH - a Scottish Zappa reference on BN? Crivens! - we're becoming very cosmopolitan.

18Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Empty Re: Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Tue Sep 18 2012, 09:36

Dinah Moe Humm


David Ngog
David Ngog

Nah, sorry. Just a typo. Nowt Scottish about it. Fixed it now though.

19Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Empty Re: Behind Enemy Lines - Watford Tue Sep 18 2012, 13:44

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Just Zappa then.....applying rotation to her sugarplum.

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