New found respect for Tenbob.

Forgive me Bob. I'd no inkling at all of your suffering at the hands of Neville King. I hope he was brought to justice.

Neville deserves a medal and a Knghthood if you ask me. Now if we could just put the real Bob in a box (preferably a nuclear bunker) we would all be happier on here.

Norpig wrote:Neville deserves a medal and a Knghthood if you ask me. Now if we could just put the real Bob in a box (preferably a nuclear bunker) we would all be happier on here.

This still gives me chills.

Norpig wrote:Neville deserves a medal and a Knghthood if you ask me. Now if we could just put the real Bob in a box (preferably a nuclear bunker) we would all be happier on here.

Anyone called Neville should be hung, drawn and quartered if you ask me but what could you do with the Burnage Birdbrain now all the lunatic asylums have been shut?

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
Anyone called Neville should be hung, drawn and quartered if you ask me but what could you do with the Burnage Birdbrain now all the lunatic asylums have been shut?

Noddy Holder is a Neville. Never could stand Slade.

You've given me an idea, Boncey. How about consigning Norpig to a desert island with Dale Vince, Marcus Rashford, Dave Hill, a record player and a collection of Slade records on vinyl. Only Slade records on vinyl.

Gary and Phil Neville's dad's name was Neville Neville!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neville_Neville

I once knew a William Williams, Edward Edwards and a Joan Jones.

I guess it saves time thinking about what first name to give your child I supose!

Ten Bobsworth wrote:You've given me an idea, Boncey. How about consigning Norpig to a desert island with Dale Vince, Marcus Rashford, Dave Hill, a record player and a collection of Slade records on vinyl. Only Slade records on vinyl.

If it got me away from you and your insanely boring obsessions that no one on here has even the remotest interest in then i would seriously consider it.

Norpig wrote:
If it got me away from you and your insanely boring obsessions that no one on here has even the remotest interest in then i would seriously consider it.

The witfulness is terrific. Has Ok been tutoring you?

Ten Bobsworth wrote:You've given me an idea, Boncey. How about consigning Norpig to a desert island with Dale Vince, Marcus Rashford, Dave Hill, a record player and a collection of Slade records on vinyl. Only Slade records on vinyl.

Where's he going to plug it in? I suppose wind energy might work, Dale being a vegan. But if you've only got Slade records, no power is probably a blessing in disguise.
Apropos of nothing, the actress Dawn Addams drove over my foot. For years I insisted it was Valerie Singleton, but it was probably wishful thinking.

Norpig wrote:
If it got me away from you and your insanely boring obsessions that no one on here has even the remotest interest in then i would seriously consider it.

He called you Norpig, not Walter. He's warming to you. I sense a bond of friendship beginning to grow. 
Big Eric also asked me to pass on a message. 'Kneecaps are extra'. Said you'd understand.

boltonbonce wrote:
He called you Norpig, not Walter. He's warming to you. I sense a bond of friendship beginning to grow. 
Big Eric also asked me to pass on a message. 'Kneecaps are extra'. Said you'd understand.

You see, Boncey, I don't believe Norpig's a fake at all. I reckon he's every bit as stupid in real life as he is on Nuts.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
You see, Boncey, I don't believe Norpig's a fake at all. I reckon he's every bit as stupid in real life as he is on Nuts.

oooh i'm so hurt by your insults 

I'd rather be thick than a boring twat like you that everyone ignores, have a nice day now ninebob and keep watching your post count like a sad little man with nothing else to do with his life

Norpig wrote:
oooh i'm so hurt by your insults 

I'd rather be thick than a boring twat like you that everyone ignores, have a nice day now ninebob and keep watching your post count like a sad little man with nothing else to do with his life

And there was I, thinking I'd paid you a compliment.

Norpig wrote:

Now that's very intelligent and amusing, isn't it Norpig Norpig?
Why not reward yourself and go behind the bike sheds and have a little giggle?

It's amazing what a stupid man like me can achieve when i put my mind to it. Have a nice day now 

Norpig wrote:It's amazing what a stupid man like me can achieve when i put my mind to it. Have a nice day now 

There really are no limits to how stupid stupid people can be when they put their erm... minds to it.

One of the things to value, nay treasure, about being retired is you don't have to deal every day with potty-mouthed, pea-brained pillocks if you don't want to.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
There really are no limits to how stupid stupid people can be when they put their erm... minds to it.

One of the things to value, nay treasure, about being retired is you don't have to deal every day with potty-mouthed, pea-brained pillocks if you don't want to.

Funny how most people replying to you tend to be potty mouthed, can't think why?

Norpig wrote:
Funny how most people replying to you tend to be potty mouthed, can't think why?

It didn't take long to figure out that any ability you had, Walter, to think was somewhat impaired but there were clues in the words pea-brained pillocks. 

Let me explain. Potty-mouths are typical of pea-brained pillocks. Its what you might call their language of choice.