Experts have today announced that the UK only has three years worth of electricity left. By Winter of 2015 it will all be gone and we will be plunged into a new dark age.
So it's utterly incredible that the news is still being dominated by Jimmy Saville and John Terry - in three years time there won't even be TV or football.
So you'd better get ready geeks. No longer will you be able to sit at your computer screen all day and live in a fantasy world. No more porn, no more instant messaging, no more collecting "friends" on Facebook and no more pretending to unsuspecting women that you're a Brad Pitt lookalike.
Your phone will be useless. No text messages, no more looking at it every 13 seconds to see if some "friend" has sent you a bland message about what they had for breakfast, and basically no more living your life in the palm of your hand.
In fact, I'm not sure many of you will last a week without electricty. It will force you to come out into the open and interact with other (real) people. Most of you will have a lot of spare time now that you don't have 24 hour access to porn so will probably end up going crazy before 2015 is out.
Basically, you are fucked.
How are you going to cope without electricity? Maybe you are looking forward to it, getting back to nature and actually experiencing life rather than watching someone else experience it.
So it's utterly incredible that the news is still being dominated by Jimmy Saville and John Terry - in three years time there won't even be TV or football.
So you'd better get ready geeks. No longer will you be able to sit at your computer screen all day and live in a fantasy world. No more porn, no more instant messaging, no more collecting "friends" on Facebook and no more pretending to unsuspecting women that you're a Brad Pitt lookalike.
Your phone will be useless. No text messages, no more looking at it every 13 seconds to see if some "friend" has sent you a bland message about what they had for breakfast, and basically no more living your life in the palm of your hand.
In fact, I'm not sure many of you will last a week without electricty. It will force you to come out into the open and interact with other (real) people. Most of you will have a lot of spare time now that you don't have 24 hour access to porn so will probably end up going crazy before 2015 is out.
Basically, you are fucked.
How are you going to cope without electricity? Maybe you are looking forward to it, getting back to nature and actually experiencing life rather than watching someone else experience it.