Who’s the fraud?

Over the past few weeks I’ve been noticing on Twitter a growing mass of absolute horse-shit. Somebody has taken it upon themselves to make up some utter bollocks regarding transfer scoops. 

Now I know I’ve not posted for a while and you’ve all missed out on my ITK exclusives but is this really what it’s come to? My guess, and I’m pretty sure I’m right is that it’s biggie… well known waffler as we all know. 

I fear that it may bring a tarnish to the world of nuts, the gormless masses will no longer gaze in this direction for transfer news. 

I’m demanding right now that it immediately stops. Everybody knows that I’m the only genuine ITK poster. 

Hang tight for news juicier than nats botox riddled lips

You need to have a word with yourself.

Absolutely looking forward to your ITK insights which have provided endless amusement over the years and have even been right occasionally

Bring it on.

Let’s get the ball rolling by confirming that Blackpool offered £400k to take Ian Evatt, He’s been earmarked as the number one replacement from the get go. Fortunately for us, BWFC have grown close to Evatts heart and he told the board that he is not looking to leave the club.

Marlon Fossey has had his head turned by two clubs offering bigger wages than us. (Preston & Middlesbrough).

Aldo Kalulu has been offered a trial.

Nice to see you back Boggers, keep those ITK exclusives coming 

£500k bid in for Michal Helik.

Blackburn looking to bring in Dapo Afolayan as replacement for the outgoing Brereton-Diaz. Bolton will not entertain bids lower than £3.5M, can’t see Blackburn going that high myself

James Trafford done deal. Announcement later this week.

Boggersbelief wrote:Blackburn looking to bring in Dapo Afolayan as replacement for the outgoing Brereton-Diaz. Bolton will not entertain bids lower than £3.5M, can’t see Blackburn going that high myself

I’m sure the clubs minimum is a relief to Dapo so he won’t have to even consider going to the Dingles.

You got me. I'm the fraud.

But I'm not though. Your exclusives are worse than mine. Ha ha.

Welcome back Boggers.

I’m predicting that the COVID epidemic that has prevented Ipswich Town, Crawley Town and Bolton Wanderers from filing their accounts on time will clear up in the next fortnight.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:I’m predicting that the COVID epidemic that has prevented Ipswich Town, Crawley Town and Bolton Wanderers from filing their accounts on time will clear up in the next fortnight.

Cheers Bob, I haven't been able to function properly not knowing if Crawley Town made a profit.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Cheers Bob, I haven't been able to function properly not knowing if Crawley Town made a profit.

I’d stick to the Beeno if I was you. If it’s good enough for Professor Claptrap and Professor Pointless it should meet your requirements perfectly well.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:I’d stick to the Beeno if I was you. If it’s good enough for Professor Claptrap and Professor Pointless it should meet your requirements perfectly well.

I've always loved the Beano, Bob. My parents have hundreds of Beano comics and annuals in their loft that me and my siblings collected as kids. Every Summer they threaten to throw them out, but never do.

I have nothing but respect for Beano lovers. I feel sure you will appreciate that the Beeno is a very different offering.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

I've always loved the Beano, Bob. My parents have hundreds of Beano comics and annuals in their loft that me and my siblings collected as kids. Every Summer they threaten to throw them out, but never do.

Where do they live?
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boltonbonce wrote:Where do they live?

If they ever follow through with their threat you'll be the first to know. But they'd need insurance, you and a loft is bound to end badly.

I used to be in the Dennis the Menace fan club 

Used to read Whizzer and Chips, the Dandy and Roy of the Rovers as well when i was a kid.

Norpig wrote:I used to be in the Dennis the Menace fan club 

Used to read Whizzer and Chips, the Dandy and Roy of the Rovers as well when i was a kid.

I'm still a member of the Dennis and Gnasher fan club. And the Desperate Dan Pie Eaters Club. And The Outlaws club(with secret code book). And The Famous Five Club.
Don't suppose anyone is surprised.

boltonbonce wrote:
I'm still a member of the Dennis and Gnasher fan club. And the Desperate Dan Pie Eaters Club. And The Outlaws club(with secret code book). And The Famous Five Club.
Don't suppose anyone is surprised.

How did you pass the DBS check?

wanderlust wrote:
How did you pass the DBS check?

Everything above board. Nothing fishy. Although my Outlaws rules card says 'No grownups'. Bit worried now.

Have I outgrown my membership?

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